And What's Written on the Box Makes No Sense at All

Bad-ass #1: What is Two and a Half Men about, anyway?
Bad-ass #2: Stop fuckin' askin' me, man! I told you, I don't know!

Video Store
Adelaide
Australia

Overheard by: behind the counter

Posted on August 19, 2015
Assholes, Australia, Insults, Questions, Stores, Stupidity, TV shows

Nobody Ever Asked Elvis That

14-year-old boy #1: Dude, try my sunnies on! They're super dark!
(boy #1 hands glasses over to boy #2)
14-year-old boy #2: Cool, they are pretty dark!
14-year-old boy #3: Hey, cool! They totally go with your hair!
14-year-old boy #2: Are you queer?

Perth
Western Australia
Australia

Posted on July 25, 2015
Australia, Comebacks, Compliments, Fashion, Hair, Questions, Sexuality, Teens

It’s Like How Some People Only Smoke When They Drink

Gentleman: See, this is the thing — I have a couple of drinks, and then I think, ‘Hmmm… Spiro’s cock up my arse…’

http://community.livejournal.com/overheardinmelb/243261.html

Posted on July 22, 2015
Australia, Backdoor, Default, Drinking & drunks, Guys, Overheard in Melbourne's Journal

Did You Get Its Consent First?

Conductor, over speaker: Stop touching the train. Yes. You. I can see you on the security cameras.

Sutherland Train Station
Australia

Posted on July 18, 2015
Australia, Conductors, Public transportation, Weirdness

Hell Begins When the Buzz Wears Off

Teen guy to teen girls: Starbucks is like heaven! Everyone at Starbucks is happy and nice to each other, because they're drinking coffee, and that makes people happy!

Starbucks, Southern Cross Station
Melbourne
Australia

Overheard by: XPIOTOS

Posted on July 11, 2015
Australia, Compliments, Default, Feelings, Food, Friends, Guys, Restaurants, Teens

…Until Paul Blart: Mall Cop

Lecturer, laughing manically: Okay, guys! I promise that is the last time I will mention poop this semester. (under her breath) Probably.

Film Class
Perth
Australia

Posted on July 9, 2015
Australia, Poop, Teachers, Weirdness, Words

What If It's All True, Though?

Teenage girl: But you don't actually believe god made the world in seven days.
Teenage boy: No.
Teenage girl: And you believe in evolution and the dinosaurs?
Teenage boy: Yes.
Teenage girl: How come?
Teenage boy: Because a world that never had dinosaurs is a world I want no part of.

Adelaide
Australia

Posted on July 1, 2015
Australia, God, Questions, Science, Teens

…And Did the Kangaroo See His Shadow or Not?

Teen boy: What month is it now? Like… spring or something, right?
Teen girl: Nah, I think it's still winter. Cause it's August.
Teen boy: Really? I swear winter ended, like, two weeks ago, ay.
Teen girl: Oh… maybe…
Teen boy: Yeah. So what is it now? Spring? Or autumn? Or winter?

Australia

Posted on July 1, 2015
Australia, Questions, Stupidity, Teens, Time Management, Weather

Hey, Baby, How about a Little Doing Unto Others?

Blonde to bartender, about explicit music video on TV: Will you turn that off?! It’s offensive! [To friend] I am way too fucking Christian for that shit!

Scruffy Murphy’s Pub
Sydney
Australia

Overheard by: bystander that was enjoying the video

Posted on July 1, 2015
Australia, Chicks, Gripes

Actually, I’ll Need a Spiked Paddle to Properly Demonstrate

Four-year-old girl: I like sex! I like sex! I like sex!
Six-year-old sister: You don’t even know what sex is!
Four-year-old girl: Yes, I do!
Six-year-old sister: No, you don’t!
Four-year-old girl: Yes, I do! It’s prawn dumplings!
Six-year-old sister: No, it’s not.
Four-year-old girl: Sex is prawn dumplings!
Six-year-old sister: No, it’s not! Sex is when mum and dad go into the bedroom and go like this…

Clayton
Australia

Posted on July 1, 2015
Australia, Sex, Siblings