Man outside bar: Look man, I love my wife, I do. But I swear to god, I wish she were dead.
http://overheardinjxn.blogspot.com/2005/09/overheard-in-parking-lot-outside-bar.html
Overheard by: Ian
Man outside bar: Look man, I love my wife, I do. But I swear to god, I wish she were dead.
http://overheardinjxn.blogspot.com/2005/09/overheard-in-parking-lot-outside-bar.html
Overheard by: Ian
Bar patron to chick: Hey, come here one second.
Chick: What?
Bar patron: Would you say I'm hideous?
Chick: So-so…
Ship & Anchor
Calgary
Canadia
Overheard by: Lenovskyvich
(in the ladies' restroom, after seeing camera flash from inside a stall)
Angry blonde in line: Oh, come on! There's a whole line of people out here who have to pee, and you twits are in there taking fucking pictures for your damn MySpace pages.
Two girls in one stall: We're just peeing.
Angry blonde, to no one in particular: Who the hell takes pictures of themselves on the damn toilet anyway? I can just see the caption on that one… “Night at Zen, usin' the potty.” Jeez!
(the two girls come out of the stall, obviously offended…in full 80s garb).
Angry blonde: Bwaaahhhaaaaa hhhaaaa hhhaaaa, (deadpan) Fucking losers!
Zen Night Club
Addison, Texas
Overheard by: If she hadn't said it, I would have
Queer #1: I remember you! Are you Jewish?
Queer #2: No! I'm from Charleston!
Gay Strip Club
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: Oh, thank god!
Teen girl: …and seriously, I spent half an hour on his groin!
Bar
Victoria University
Australia
Overheard by: She was takking about drawing a cartoon!
Long Island girl being interviewed: …my physical goals, well, I want to keep going to the gym, keep eating healthy, not smoking. My personal goals, one is that I really want to travel. Like this weekend I'm going to New Jersey for a wedding.
Starbucks
Long Island, New York
Overheard by: Queens girl
