But Was He Grateful?

Teen girl: …and seriously, I spent half an hour on his groin!

Bar
Victoria University
Australia

Overheard by: She was takking about drawing a cartoon!

Posted on September 26, 2008
Australia, Bars & Clubs, Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, Sexuality, Teens, Time Management

I'm Widely Studied on the Local Pleather and Acrylic-Nail Rituals

Long Island girl being interviewed: …my physical goals, well, I want to keep going to the gym, keep eating healthy, not smoking. My personal goals, one is that I really want to travel. Like this weekend I'm going to New Jersey for a wedding.

Starbucks
Long Island, New York

Overheard by: Queens girl

Posted on August 31, 2008
Bars & Clubs, Default, Girls, Health & Hygiene, New York, Stupidity, US Geography

Barkeep, Another Hot Toddy for My Toddler!

Hipster girl: I know a couple people who have to wear diapers when they drink!

Old Tavern Bar & Grill
Sacramento, California

Overheard by: kat

Posted on August 12, 2008
Bars & Clubs, California, Drinking & drunks, Hipsters, Pee, Restaurants

And Take Your Side Ponytail With You

Drunk (just thrown out): I bet if had really big boobs you'd let me back in.
Cop working security for the club: No, actually we wouldn't.
Drunk: What, you don't like big boobs?
Cop: Not on dudes.
Drunk: Huh? No, I mean if I was a chick.
Cop: You'd make a really ugly chick.
Drunk: Huh?
Cop: Get the fuck out of here.

Nightclub
Scottsdale, Arizona

Posted on August 10, 2008
Arizona, Bars & Clubs, Beauty, Cops, Default, Drunks, Gender issues, Rack

…And Season One Little House on the Prairie

Girl #1: It's just that I feel like Amazon is judging me.
Girl #2: Why?
Girl #1: I bought one gay erotica book and now it wants me to buy Japanese porn.

Starbucks
Ukiah, California