Fifth Grade's Usually When Kids Develop Flayva

White girl to Hispanic chick: I swear, in 5th grade you were, like, white.
Hispanic chick: White, like, acted white? Or white like white skin?
White girl: Like, white. Weren't you ever white?

Panera Bread
Fairlawn, New Jersey

Overheard by: Siberia

Posted on March 1, 2021
Age and ageing, Bars & Clubs, Chicks, Default, Foreigners, Memory lane, New Jersey, Questions, Race

Since Apparently Assholism No Longer Qualifies

Guy to another: I don't know what to tell you… If she won't break up with you because you invited her to have a threesome, then tell her that you have some disability… (mumbles) …like, what's that form of autism called? “Asperger syndrome”?

Bar
Austin, Texas

Posted on February 7, 2021
Advice, Bars & Clubs, Default, Guys, Maladies, Relationships, Texas

And I'm Washing It Down with Laxatives!

Model scout, handing out card to hot tall teen: I know you're probably modeling already, but take my card anyway.
Shorter teen girl to friend, after scout has left: Fuck you. The only reason he gave you his card instead of me was because I'm eating a cookie. But it's the only thing I've had to eat today!

Starbucks
Studio City, California

Overheard by: Urz

Posted on January 27, 2021
Bars & Clubs, California, Employees, Food, Friends, Insults, Jobs & Careers, Stupidity, Teens

Oh, Right: “I'm a Smoker Now.”

Guy #1: Dude, how do you blow smoke rings!
Guy #2 jokingly: It is the same as sucking dick.
Guy #1: Oh, okay! (blows smoke rings effortlessly)
Guy #2: Do you need to tell me something, man?

Hookah Bar
Colorado Springs, Colorado