JewTube's Kind Of an Open Secret, Ellie

Girl on line: Guess what! I watched a video about Jews on YouTube today!
Girl next to her, embarrassed: Shhhh!

Bear's Den, Washington University
St Louis, Missouri

Overheard by: Scandalized

Posted on March 8, 2009
Bars & Clubs, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Internet, Missouri, Religion

My Diet Regimen: A Jerk for Breakfast, a Jerk for Lunch, and a Sensible Breakup

Slightly drunk friend: I hate Valentine's Day!
Slightly drunker friend: Me too. Anyway, so here's what I'm going to do: I'm just going to convince myself that I'm in love with him. That way, when he breaks my heart, I'll drop 20 pounds.

Volta Taverna
Oxford, Mississippi

Overheard by: that's the only diet i know…

Posted on February 10, 2009
Bars & Clubs, Body parts, Default, Feelings, Friends, Girls, Mississippi, Relationships

I've Only Recently Learned It Was Thomas Edison

Blond girl: I thought jesus invented sex.

Bar
Perth
Australia

Overheard by: jimbo

Posted on January 4, 2009
Australia, Bars & Clubs, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Jesus, Sex

We'll Drive Over to the PTA Meeting Together

Middle aged woman whispering to bald man at the bar: Put on a thong and meet me outside in five.

Irish Pub
Lafayette Hill, Pennsylvania

Posted on January 3, 2009
Bars & Clubs, Clothes, Default, Pennsylvania, Sexuality, Weirdness, Women

A Lot of Those Babies Are Really Wrinkly

Guy: Dude, it's not like you can get Botox while you're breastfeeding.
Girl: Why not?

Zeitgeist Bar
San Francisco, California

Posted on December 3, 2008
Bars & Clubs, Default, Girls, Guys, Kids, Parenting, Questions, San Francisco, Stupidity

That Damn Talking Mirror Tells Her All the Time

Guy to brunette: Yo, tell your friend she's beautiful.
Brunette, about hot redhead: Oh, don't worry, she knows.

Grasshopper On The Green
New Jersey

Posted on November 15, 2008
Bars & Clubs, Beauty, Compliments, Default, Girls, Guys, New Jersey

The Christian Right Gets Weirder Every Day

Man outside bar: Look man, I love my wife, I do. But I swear to god, I wish she were dead.

http://overheardinjxn.blogspot.com/2005/09/overheard-in-parking-lot-outside-bar.html

Overheard by: Ian

Posted on November 2, 2008
Bars & Clubs, Compare and contrast, Death & dying, Default, Feelings, Guys, Overheard in Jackson, Relationships, Wishes

For This Experiment to Be Accurate, I Shall Ask You Again When You're Drunk.

Bar patron to chick: Hey, come here one second.
Chick: What?
Bar patron: Would you say I'm hideous?
Chick: So-so…

Ship & Anchor
Calgary
Canadia

Overheard by: Lenovskyvich

Posted on November 2, 2008
Bars & Clubs, Canadia, Default, Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Questions

A Woman With a Full Bladder Stops Believing in Multitasking

(in the ladies' restroom, after seeing camera flash from inside a stall)
Angry blonde in line: Oh, come on! There's a whole line of people out here who have to pee, and you twits are in there taking fucking pictures for your damn MySpace pages.
Two girls in one stall: We're just peeing.
Angry blonde, to no one in particular: Who the hell takes pictures of themselves on the damn toilet anyway? I can just see the caption on that one… “Night at Zen, usin' the potty.” Jeez!
(the two girls come out of the stall, obviously offended…in full 80s garb).
Angry blonde: Bwaaahhhaaaaa hhhaaaa hhhaaaa, (deadpan) Fucking losers!

Zen Night Club
Addison, Texas

Overheard by: If she hadn't said it, I would have

Posted on October 30, 2008
Bars & Clubs, Default, Girls, Insults, Pee, Questions, Stupidity, Texas, Women

Oh, the Hora! The Hora!

Queer #1: I remember you! Are you Jewish?
Queer #2: No! I'm from Charleston!

Gay Strip Club
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: Oh, thank god!

Posted on September 27, 2008
Bars & Clubs, Default, Geography, Georgia, Queers, Questions, Religion, Weirdness

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