Sorostitute, excited: All my friends back at home have me on their phone as tool whore!
Governor’s Square Mall
Tallahassee, Florida
Sorostitute, excited: All my friends back at home have me on their phone as tool whore!
Governor’s Square Mall
Tallahassee, Florida
Guy flirting with cute blonde: Did you know that melons are a natural palate cleanser? Yeah, I’m kind of a melon connoisseur.
Dining hall, UC Santa Cruz
California
Hobo to passerby wearing sunglasses: That’s right, ’cause I’m radioactive!
Detroit, Michigan
Drunk frat boy: Shiiit, I’m God! I’m God, and I’ve seen so much asscrack!
Brown University
Providence, Rhode Island
Guy: Yeah, that whole pot-smoking thing? I totally started it!
http://overheardatwestern.blogspot.com/
Overheard by: kate & matt
Girl in front: Hey! I can shoot a cat as well as the next girl!
Normandale Community College
Bloomington, Minnesota
Overheard by: who questions that ability??
Abusive downstairs neighbor to girlfriend trying to break up with him: I haven't called you a bitch or a cunt in ages and I am proud of that!
Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: Nicole
Girl hottie: Do they give out medals for chronic female masturbators? Because if so… (points to self with thumbs) Super star. I'm talking gold medal, national treasure.
Guy hottie: You're not deterring me! We're getting turkey bacon!
Wegmans
New York
Overheard by: Bronze Medalist
