This Line Is Three Hours Long. Got to Pass the time Somehow

High school girl #1, screaming: Oh my god!
High school girl #2: What happened?!
High school girl #1, pointing at girl #3: She just shoved her finger up my crotch!

Space Mountain line, Disneyland
California

Overheard by: bobbie the tortfeasor

Posted on September 1, 2018
California, Foreplay, Teens

Otherwise the Terrorists Win

Teenage girl #1 (suddenly): I wonder if there are strip clubs with just fat women.
Teenage girl #2: God, I hope so.

San Jose, California

Posted on August 29, 2018
California, Default, Diet & weight, Girls, Sexuality, Teens, Weirdness, Wishes

Ah Well, You Can Always Become President.

Professor: Isaac Newton, on his deathbed, was proud to announce that he was a virgin. So if any of you want to be famous scientists, you are going to have to be willing to make a few sacrifices.
Girl, raising hand: Um.
Professor: Oh, is it too late?

De Anza Community College
Cupertino, California

Overheard by: shyinvisiblegirl loves physics

Posted on August 29, 2018
California, Colleges & Universities, Death & dying, Education, History, Questions, Science, Students, Teachers, Virginity, Weirdness

Exactly.

Communications major: What the hell is a palindrome?
English major: No, it isn't.

California State University
Fullerton, California

Overheard by: SixPackReich

Posted on August 25, 2018
California, Colleges & Universities, Coworkers, Education, Words

In an Unrelated Question?

Old woman: They don't make that many good movies nowadays.
Young girl: That's not true! Want to order Daddy Day Camp?

Ontario, California

Overheard by: none

Posted on August 23, 2018
California, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Movies, Old folks, Questions, Women

So Blackmail Is Out

Nonchalant dude on cell: My parents are dead, okay? Everyone’s dead, okay?

Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: Passing easily amused person

Posted on August 18, 2018
California, Death & dying, On the phone

Raise Your Hand If You’d Like More Information

Chick: Apparently, I spout cooter.

El Cajon, California

Overheard by: RizzleBizzle

Posted on August 15, 2018
California, Chicks, Gossip

Why Did I Ever Make Her My Happy Place?

Lonely grad student: I need to get to work so I can stop thinking about Janet Reno’s naked body.

Court of Sciences, UCLA
Los Angeles, California

Posted on July 29, 2018
California, Gripes, Students

Much Like My Soul!

Girl on cell: Yeah, so I'm going to tell my mom that he asked me to marry him, and then he died. (pause) Yeah, she'll probably ask if I need anything, and that's when I'll tell her about the car. (pause) Yeah, I'll be heartbroken, blah, blah, blah… at least I'll get a new car out of the deal! (pause) He's a made-up boyfriend! She's not going to find out he didn't really die, because he never really existed!

San Marcos, California

Posted on July 27, 2018
California, Death & dying, Family ties, Feelings, Girls, Lies, On the phone, Parenting, Relationships, Weirdness

Years Later, Hillary Clinton Would Regret Not Clicking “Okay”

Girl, looking perplexed at computer screen: Change…gender…?

Phonetics Lab, UC Berkeley
California

Posted on July 17, 2018
California, Colleges & Universities, Default, Gender issues, Girls, Questions, Weirdness