To the Muffmobile, Robin!

Girl on bike #1, over her shoulder: Crotchless panties!
Girl on bike #2: Crotchless panties?
Girl on bike #1: Crotchless panties!

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: Felicity Thistle

Posted on April 20, 2011
Canadia, Clothes, Girls, Questions, Weirdness, Words

I'm All, “Cholesterol Be Damned!”

Tenor-voiced guy on cell: So I hung out at the pie shop after that for about half an hour. And I stole a quiche. Yeah, I totally stole it. And a croissant. Just walked up to the counter and bagged them for myself and walked out. It's my reckless streak.

Streetcar
Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: Felicity Thistle

Posted on March 22, 2011
Canadia, Crimes, Food, Guys, On the phone, Shopping, Weirdness

And I'm Allergic to Flannel.

Anime-loving teenager on cell: So it's like I'm a lesbian in a man's body. Except I like boys.

CTrain
Calgary
Canadia

Posted on February 11, 2011
Canadia, Gender issues, On the phone, Sexuality, Teens, Weirdness

The Feminator Was a Surprisingly Popular Superhero

14-year-old boy, running down the hall after another: You're feminating me.

Newfoundland
Canadia

Posted on January 29, 2011
Canadia, Kids, Teens, Weirdness, Words

Yada Yada Yada, I'm Not Allowed Back Next Semester.

Female college girl: She asked me “what's a vagina?”

Montreal
Quebec
Canadia

Posted on December 29, 2010
Body parts, Canadia, Girls, Questions, Stupidity

…Can You Hear Me Now??

Man, hitting himself in the head with cell phone: I'm not giving you your fuckin' phone back until you fuckin' go to your fuckin' psychiatrist and take your fuckin' pills!
Woman: Give me my phone.
Man: I'll smash your phone on my head!
Woman: Give me my phone!
Man: Go to your fuckin' psychiatrist! Get your fuckin' pills!

Toronto
Canadia