Chick: I mean, I looked down at my underwear and I was like, ‘Toxic stuff really shouldn’t be down there.’
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/05/08/we-were-looking-for-a-tampon-joke-but-apparently-you-have-tss/
Chick: I mean, I looked down at my underwear and I was like, ‘Toxic stuff really shouldn’t be down there.’
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/05/08/we-were-looking-for-a-tampon-joke-but-apparently-you-have-tss/
Chick: I want to put them in my underwear drawer instead of drinking them.
Monterey, California
Girl #1: Are you fucking me up the asshole without any K-Y?
Girl #2: Yes. Yes, I am.
Wellington, New Zealand
Overheard by: Ouch!
Chick #1: What is that? A rape whistle?
Chick #2, wearing whistle around neck: Yeah, it is! [Blows it loudly] I’m gonna rape you!
Cans Bar & Canteen
Charlotte, North Carolina
Overheard by: Devon
Girl: Hold on — my vagina’s falling out.
Brookline Avenue
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: superjew
Girl #1: I dare you to make out with that piece of popcorn. [Friend makes out with popcorn.]Girl #2: I make out with my mirror all the time.
Girl #1: Oh, honey, that’s just sad.
Makeout girl: My lips feel dry…
Herndon Festival
Herndon, Virginia
Overheard by: Carly
Slightly drunk chick, peering into drink: I think my cat is gay.
Really drunk friend: Hey, heyyyy…
Slightly drunk chick: Or maybe he's just a slut.
The Backdoor
Louisville, Kentucky
Sleepy girl: Sex is overrated… but sleep isn’t.
Rockhampton, Queensland
Australia
Overheard by: shex
Hot chick #1: I just cannot get off during sex.
Hot chick #2: That’s because you masturbate too much.
Hot chick #1: Oh.
Lebanese Taverna
Washington, DC
Greasy man, with greasy chick hanging on him: On the walls! Cum all over the windows! Cum cum cum, I loooove to cum!
Harvard Square
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Savannah and Alena
