70-something nun to another: I don’t care about the bra straps. It’s my boobs that really stand out in this shirt.
Holyoke, Massachusetts
Overheard by: ldiggitydawg
Archive for the ‘Christianity’ Category
How Many Things Are Wrong With This Quote? Show Your Work.
Guy: Ohmigod, you don’t look Jewish, I wouldn’t have known if you didn’t tell me.
Girl: Awww, thanks!
Guy: So what are you doing for the holidays?
Girl: Christmas isn’t about Jesus…
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Bernadette
And by “Celebrating Mass” I Mean Exactly What You Think I Mean
18-year-old guy to friend: If I liked kids, I would be celebrating mass at a Catholic church.
Mexico City
Mexico
Overheard by: Kafnut
That Itching and Flaking Are Just Jesus Telling You You’ve Been Naughty
Guy to pals: Dude, seriously — STDs are just Christian propaganda.
Riverbend Music Center
Cincinnati, Ohio
Overheard by: robby gigante
You Can’t Get Decent Sackcloth Anymore
Crazy-religious-dude, pointing at male student: Are you free from sin?
Male student: Yes I am!
Cray-religious-dude: Sure about that? (looks student over) Then why is your shirt so tight?
Florida International University
But I’m Practicing for My Wedding Night!
Father shouting out of house: Jacinta! Get off that cow! You’ll ruin your communion dress!
Limerick
Ireland
Three, but They Were Eaten by Dinosaurs
Teen girl: So, like, did Adam and Eve have children?
Columbia, Tennessee
Tennessee Teenagers Have Only Two Options
Loud smoking kid: Man, I gotta help out at vacation bible school next week.
Girl: Why?
Loud smoking kid: I promised Zach I would if I wasn’t in jail.
Sewanee, Tennessee
Little Madalyn Murray O’Hair Was Quite the Handful
Little girl, running by: She’s going to church, I have to stop her!
Lawrence Farms Orchards
New York
Overheard by: MissPinkKate
Divine Intervention?
20-something girl to friend: Why are there needles in my bible?
Orlando, Florida
