Girl to guy: I don't know whether I feel closer to you because you jizzed inside me, or because we went to Wal-Mart together!
Iowa
Girl to guy: I don't know whether I feel closer to you because you jizzed inside me, or because we went to Wal-Mart together!
Iowa
Pilot to passengers at gate: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm captain Tom. We're going to do the early departure early arrival thing. My apologies to you if you're not there yet, but I need to get to the hotel in Boston by 11 pm. Nip/Tuck is on.
Airport
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: Rachael J.
Whiny five-year-old: Mama! I'm soooo hungry!
Frustrated mom: Well, I don't care! And do you know why? Nobody ever died from hunger!
Tuscaloosa, Alabama
Tourist mom: What would Carol think of all this?
Seven-year old son: Her name is Coral, and I told you we broke up!
eavesdropdc.blogspot.com
Student: If none of this is going to be on the exam, why are we devoting a class to it?
Professor: Because I find it interesting, and you have to listen to me.
Carleton University
Ottawa
Canadia
20-something #1: She's got fuckin' guns pointed at her vagina.
20-something #2: What?
20-something #1: No, dude. Seriously.
Palms, California
Woman eating breakfast: He's been so much better since I had his balls removed!
Fort Lauderdale, Florida
Overheard by: i see vern
Girl #1 (super cheerfully): I learned that from Spiderman 3!
Girl #2: Gah! (quietly, while walking away) Why don't you just shut up?
Girl #1 (whining under her breath): Why don't you listen to meeeeeeee?
Pottery Class, University of Washington
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: Just Me
Skinny female lifeguard to friend: Sometimes I don't yell at the fat kids for running at the pool, 'cause I figure it's good exercise for them.
Long Island, New York
Overheard by: Alyssa
