Professor: So where does the blood go then?
Student: The heart?
Professor: Good answer, too bad it's wrong.
Gold Coast
Australia
Professor: So where does the blood go then?
Student: The heart?
Professor: Good answer, too bad it's wrong.
Gold Coast
Australia
Girl: I can’t believe you’ve never seen The Sound of Music. You have to watch that.
Guy: Fuck that. I wouldn’t watch that movie if you watched it with me, and we were going to fuck afterward.
Mankato, Minnesota
20-something frat guy to frat buddies: So, my brother's band went on tour, and they got an RV for a week. It was fully stocked with drugs and alcohol, dude. I woke up the next day spooning two guys, and I was like “I don't wanna know what went on last night!”
Northeastern University
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: i don't want to know either..
Bearded 20-something to friends: Pants or no pants, I'm gonna party tonight!
Santa Cruz, California
Overheard by: Matt
Cool college chick to friends: Ya know, birth control is the thing that makes sex okay.
Mexican Restaurant
Virginia
Overheard by: KMCV
30-ish black woman, emphatically to self: Damn! Life ain’t nothin’ like I ever seen before.
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Professor to clapping students: You know what makes that funnier? I just took a shit.
Binghamton University
Binghamton, New York
Overheard by: ThirstyEar2
Student #1 outside concert hall: You didn't dress up?
Student #2: Vivaldi can totally take me in jeans.
Willamette University
Salem, Oregon
Overheard by: Lily in the Valley
Flight attendant: Please turn all unapproved portable electronic devices such as laptops, iPods, cell phones, blackberries, coconuts, peaches, grapes, kiwis, or whatever the hell else y'all call them things. Also, if your child comes with a vibrate setting, set them to that mode now so if they go off during the flight the rest of your fellow passengers will not be annoyed.
Flight
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Overheard by: Mala K
Girl: At first, I was really afraid he was cheating on me, but then I called him the next day and asked him where he was the night before…
Girl's friend: Well, where was he?
Girl: Oh, he was having drinks with John Lennon. I was freaking out for no reason!
New York
