My Fingers Are Itching Just Talking about Her

Chick #1: Well, Michelle got pissed because he touched her boob.
Chick #2: Normally I’d take her side, but Michelle is just so… gropable!

Queen’s University at Kingston
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: I’ll never teee-eeell!

Posted on August 5, 2015
Canadia, Chicks, Default, Gripes, Rack, Students

…It's How Study You Are

History teacher: The thing about school is, it's not how hard you smart.

Eugene, Oregon

Overheard by: nyssa

Posted on August 5, 2015
Advice, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Oregon, Teachers, Words

…According to My Girlfriend.

Dorky philosophy major wearing plaid pajama pants to friends: Bad sex really makes you appreciate good masturbation.

Johns Hopkins University
Baltimore, Maryland

Posted on August 4, 2015
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Think We Could Get That Classified As a Learning Disorder?

Guy #1: Sometimes it's hard being a guy.
Guy #2: Why is that?
Guy #1: Well, I try to stay focused and get shit done, but every time a female walks by I feel obligated to turn around and check out her tits and ass. I just want to get through a project without being distracted by tits and ass.
Guy #2: Yeah, but don't you worry you might miss the world's greatest tits and ass?
Guy #1: Exactly!

Denver, Colorado

Overheard by: sean

Posted on August 4, 2015
Beauty, Body parts, Colorado, Default, Fears, Gender issues, Gripes, Guys, Questions

Good Thing “Shut Up, You Cow” Is Easy to Convey with Body Language

Large white lady to small Mexican husband: I’m bleeding. [Pokes hubby, who ignores her.] Heyyy, I’m bleeding from my neck! Don’t you care?! [Hubby puts headphones on and looks out window.] I wish I knew you didn’t speak English before I married you!

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/06/perfect-couple.html

Overheard by: corwin

Posted on August 4, 2015
Airports & flights, Assholes, Default, Fat people, Gripes, Health & Hygiene, Language barrier, Oregon, Overheard in PDX, Women

Just When You Thought New York Crazies Were the Greatest Crazies in the World…

Crazy lady smelling like pee, in German: Then they put you in the orphanage and the children die and then they're ghosts and the government knows this! Then they make parking more expensive!

Subway
Vienna
Austria

Posted on August 4, 2015
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I May Just Be Really, Really Slutty

Woman to friend: How can she know she's bi at 16? I'm 35 and *I* don't know if *I'm* bi!

Outside Steinmart
Nashville, Tennessee

Overheard by: BecauseISaidSo

Posted on August 4, 2015
Age and ageing, Compare and contrast, Default, Friends, Questions, Sexuality, Stores, Tennessee, Women

Have the Last Name “Spears”

Four-year-old kid, pickig up magazine: Hey, Dad, it’s Britney Spears!
Dad: No, that’s Jamie Lynn, her sister.
Four-year-old kid: Ohhh, the pregnant one.
Dad: Yep.
Four-year-old kid: But she’s not even an adult!
Dad: You don’t have to be an adult to get pregnant.
Four-year-old kid: So then how do you get pregnant?! [Dad puts magazine back.]

Omaha, Nebraska

Overheard by: Cortny