And You Know Who My Uncle Is, Right?

Girl to friend: Okay, I'll start reeeal simple… you know what sodomy is, right?

Fairfax, Virginia

Overheard by: Grace

Posted on July 28, 2015
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Strangely Less Inappropriate

Bro #1: You were about to make fun of a girl who was missing a hand!
Bro #2 (defensively): An arm!

Rogue Valley Mall
Medford, Oregon

Posted on July 28, 2015
Assholes, Body parts, Default, Etiquette, Hands, Malls, Oregon, Siblings

If Our Disastrous Trip to Thailand Was Any Indication

Frizzy-haired college girl: Are you seriously asking me to to sell myself so you can hitchhike to Sicily?
Friend #1: There are so many things wrong with that sentence.
Friend #2: Yeah. Like first of all, no one in Italy would want to pay for you.

UC Davis
Davis, California

Overheard by: Passing Student

Posted on July 28, 2015
California, Colleges & Universities, Default, Friends, Geography, Girls, Money, Offers and requests, Questions, Sorority types

Anyone Else Picturing Kate Hudson As Girl #1?

Girl #1: I thought you didn't date losers!
Girl #2: I don't! It's not a date. (pause) Well… we are not dating.
Girl #1: Where are you guys going?
Girl #2: I'm not going to tell you… Cuz you're going to show up.

Starbucks
Sacramento, California

Overheard by: Sbux stalker

Posted on July 27, 2015
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I Even Got Extra Time on My SATs for It.

Cop, helping hobo into jacket inside store: You are not drunk enough to be acting like this. People are going to think you are just mean.
Hobo: I *am* mean!

Sugarhood Smiths
Sugarhood, Utah

Posted on July 27, 2015
Advice, Compare and contrast, Cops, Default, Drinking & drunks, Feelings, Guys, Hobos, Stores, Utah

Definitely the Best Therapist I've Had So Far

Asian girl: And he's all like, “I want to see you… naked.” “I'll talk to you later… naked.”

UC Santa Barbara, California

Posted on July 27, 2015
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Or You'll Spill Your Wine

Spanish professor, as class leaves on Friday: Be careful driving when you drink this weekend!

Hanover College
Hanover, Indiana

Overheard by: whitney

Posted on July 27, 2015
Advice, Colleges & Universities, Default, Drinking & drunks, Indiana, Teachers, Weirdness

Who Isn't Picturing Rod and Todd Flanders Right Now?

Small child #1: Hey, daddy, can we go get some ice cream?!
Small child #2: Yeah, daddy, let's have ice cream!
Father: Uh, no. But you can have yogurt drinks. They're basically the same!
Small children: Yay!

West Edmonton Mall
Canadia

Overheard by: Dr. Ruth

Posted on July 27, 2015
Canadia, Dads, Default, Family ties, Food, Guys, Kids, Malls, Offers and requests

I'm Not Sure That's What's Meant by “Love God”

Teenage girl #1: Oh god, I want to fuck him so badly.
Teenage girl #2: Oh my god, you whore! You don't fuck him! You make sweet, sweet love to him.

Summit, New Jersey

Posted on July 26, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Insults, New Jersey, Sex, Teens, Wishes

She Was All Just Whatever About Whatever

Girl #1: Do you remember that chick we saw that time?
Girl #2: The one at that place?
Girl #1: Yeah, wait, no, that other place.
Girl #2: Yeah. What a whore.
Girl #1: I know, right?

Buffalo, New York

Overheard by: not that chick

Posted on July 26, 2015
Default, Girls, Insults, Memory lane, New York, Questions

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I Even Got Extra Time on My SATs for It.