20-something cute girl: So I know we had some kind of sex… because my ass hurt when I woke up this morning.
Santa Cruz, California
20-something cute girl: So I know we had some kind of sex… because my ass hurt when I woke up this morning.
Santa Cruz, California
Annoying teen #1, looking at trashy magazine: She's cute.
Annoying teen #2: That's Jessica Simpson.
Annoying teen #1: Well, she looks good red-headed and with her mouth open.
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Giggling quietly in the pharmacy sectino
Professor: Statistics say that there is a strong correlation between being a black man and being a criminal. Now, that means that because of your skin color you may be more or less likely to go to jail. It certainly doesn't mean that if you go to jail, you'll come out a black man.
University of Maryland
Overheard by: Brittany
Guy to friend: She's like menstruation incarnate.
Lassen National Park, California
(bunch of drunk teenagers walk out of a bar. Girl #1 bumps into a very drunk older man.).
Older man (in irish accent): Heeeey girls! How are yee tonight?
(pause).
Girl #1: Um, you're kind of old!!
(all of the girls start giggling. Older man looks extremely taken aback and confused at this information.).
Older man (baffled): What?!
Brussels
Overheard by: Gloria (among the group of girls)
Dude to chick: William Howard Taft. That's what I call my penis. Because he is large and in charge. And he got stuck in a bathtub.
High School Law Class
New York
Overheard by: Adrienne
College chick #1: Where are we going?
College chick #2: I think he just draws stuff and has freaky sex…
Marist College
Poughkeepsie, New York
Overheard by: Russ
Male lab instructor: So, really, it's totally unnatural for a human baby to pass through such a small birth canal when their heads are so big. But it's also unnatural for us to give birth laying down. We should stand. Then the canal is more open, and gravity does most of the work. We are fighting nature. Now, why am I talking about pregnancy? I lost my train of thought.
Anthropology Class
Kent State University, Ohio
Girl: Socks aren't socks.
Fort McMurray
Alberta
Canadia
Angry guy: No! We're going to go to the fucking pisser, and then we're going to leave!
(both start towards the bathroom).
Friend: Wait, I don't have to piss, why am I coming with you?
Angry guy: Fuck you, man!
Friend: Seriously, why do you fucking need my help?
Medford, Oregon
