I've Seen Enough Of Hell

Little girl: I don't want to go to heaven. I want to go to Texas.
Teacher: How about you go to heaven after you go to Texas?
Little girl: Nah. I just wanna go to Texas.

Vacation Bible School
New Orleans, Louisiana

Overheard by: Not from here

Posted on July 6, 2015
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Too Realistic, Huh?

Teenage girl on bus: Oh, fuck. What is this world coming to? It's like it gets worse and worse.
Teenage guy sitting beside her: What? No. This wouldn't be the worst thing that's happened. Bad things happen all the time. Think about worse things going on right now, or that have been going on, for like, forever.
Teenage girl: It feels like it's getting worse, though.
Teenage guy: But it's not, though.
Teenage girl: Yeah, but, these bad things keep happening. It always keeps happening.
(pause)
Teenage guy: I wanna go see Watchmen.
Teenage girl: Don't, I heard it's not that good.

Bus
Ontario
Canadia

Posted on July 6, 2015
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…and Then I Found a Penny!

Loud girl: We were in New Orleans, and they were passing out free condoms! On the outside they said “protect your personal stimulus package”!

Tuscaloosa, Alabama

Posted on July 6, 2015
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So, With the Curve, That's a Sixteen.

Guy in pub: How can you have a scale of one to two?
Friend: It's a scale of one to seven, two being the highest. Our sins are a two.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/06/double-jeopardy.html

Overheard by: kj

Posted on July 6, 2015
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Mom's Sex Talk Should Be a Laff Riot

Girl of about #9: Mum! Can we get this chocolate?
Mother: No, it's just sugar in sugar.
Daughter: Please? It's the best candy ever!
Mother: If you eat that, you'll get cancer in your face. Now put it back.

Coles Supermarket, Eltham, Victoria, Australia

Posted on July 6, 2015
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So What If It Was During an Airport Body-Cavity Search?

Fag hag, about friend's boyfriend: Well, at least he has a nice guitar.
Fag: No one notices a guy's guitar on the first date…except maybe you.
Fag hag: Hey, at least someone fingered my g-string recently.

Jacksonville, Florida

Overheard by: Ari