Preteen in line at Spice Girls concert: I don't want them to leave the stage! At the end, let's keep screaming “Concord!”
Toronto
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Spiced girl
Elderly woman #1: How's your mother?
Elderly woman #2: She's great! She wants to get euthanized!
Chappaqua, New York
Large gentile man: I'm becoming a Jewish woman!
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Girl #1, giggling hysterically in changing room: I didn't know you had such a big camel toe!
Girl #2: I saw someone once with a camel toe from the front way up to the back of her ass.
Alberta
Canadia
Overheard by: Cathy
Tourist baby: Bah bah bah bah bah!
Tourist dad, changing his diaper: I hear ya.
Tourist baby: Bah bah bah bah bah bah!
Tourist dad: Uh huh.
Tourist baby: Bah bah bah bah!
Tourist dad: I told you not to mess with those guys.
(tourist baby laughs)
Tourist dad: Yeah, you know what I'm talking about!
Restroom, Walt Disney World
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by: The Normie in the Handistall
Girl #1: Oh my god, it's him! (waves enthusiastically to an approaching car) Isn't he amazing?
Girl #2: He almost ran you over.
Girl #1: It doesn't matter, as long as he's on top of me!
Silicon Valley, California
Microsoft male employee: So, did you stimulate a lot of people today?
Shocked and confused female barista: I'm sorry, what was that?
Microsoft employee: I bet you stimulated a lot of people today… They must love you!
Barista: Oh… Um…I dunno.
Redmond, Washington
Thug #1: Everybody calls that girl “Orangutan titties.”
Thug #2: What? Why?
Thug #1: She's the one that flashed everybody back in freshman year at that one assembly, and her titties be all pointy and shit.
Thug #2: I remember that shit, that was pretty fuckin' funny.
Thug #3 (after a long pause): Man, orangutans are fuckin' weird.
Thug #1: Yeah, monkeys be fucked up.
MDN High School, Tempe, Arizona
Overheard by: I saw this whole assembly thing, too.
Hooker, yelling at pimp in parked car: Lemme axe you somethin: fuck you!
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: rob w.
