I Am So Sick of Blowing Middle-Aged Poindexters

Sorority girl, crying: I’ve been working so hard, and I don’t feel like I’m being rewarded for it.
Professor: What? What do you mean?
Sorority girl, still crying: I mean, if I work so hard, I’ll just die if I don’t get an A.
Professor, irritated: Well, it’s only four weeks into the semester. Why are you worried about your grade now? I don’t guarantee any grades! [Professor leaves.]Sorority girl, to friend: Damn. I should have saved the tears until at least midterm. Now I’ll actually have to do the work. Damn.

University of Nevada, Las Vegas
Nevada

Posted on August 5, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Girls, Idiots, Lies, Nevada, Stupidity, Teachers

…It's How Study You Are

History teacher: The thing about school is, it's not how hard you smart.

Eugene, Oregon

Overheard by: nyssa

Posted on August 5, 2015
Advice, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Oregon, Teachers, Words

…Bong Hits All Around!

Professor: I have no idea how we got onto this discussion, class. Does anyone know what we're supposed to be talking about?
Class: (silence, then soft giggles from back of the room)
Professor: Well, we accomplished nothing today. But it's okay!, 'cause (raises his voice in excitement) I had fun!

Richland Center, Wisconsin

Overheard by: CollegeIsn'tSoBad

Posted on August 4, 2015
Education, Questions, Students, Stupidity, Teachers, Wisconsin

Stop Wearing Those Stiletto Boots and Bra-tops and We'll Talk

Communications professor: I mean, I can offer you a dollar for sex or I can offer you a million dollars. You're still a prostitute. We're just haggling over price.
(some female students giggle)
Communications professor: What? Oh, you're laughing because I called you whores?

Otago University
New Zealand

Posted on August 4, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Education, Insults, Money, New Zealand, Offers and requests, Questions, Sex, Students, Teachers

Your Prostitutes Will Be Right on Time.

Substitute teacher: Because your teacher is gone today, your prostitutions… Wait! No! Prosecutions… No, not that one either. Presentations. Yes, that's the one! Your presentations will be postponed.

High School
Kuna, Idaho

Overheard by: Girl in the back of the class