It's Not Like Your GPS Has Anything Better to Do

Middle aged guy leaning against big truck: She just sounds so disappointed, you know?
Middle aged guy sitting inside big truck: Yeah, totally.
Middle aged guy leaning against big truck, sounding disappointed: Recalculating… Recalculating…

British Columbia
Canadia

Overheard by: Cybele

Posted on November 3, 2015
Canadia, Feelings, Guys, Weirdness

Your Oversized T-Shirts and Puffy Bangs No Longer Have Any Hold Over Me!

Bum, to nobody in particular: I hate you, DJ Tanner!

Sacramento, California

Posted on October 31, 2015
About celebrities, California, Feelings, Homeless, Weirdness

In the Continuous Porn That Runs in My Head, Anyway.

Big guy to much smaller friend: We’re so tight we shower together in warm, soapy water.

Ottawa, Ontario
Canadia

Posted on October 28, 2015
Canadia, Default, Fat people, Feelings, Friends, Skinny people

That Makes You Afterbirth, Sis

Teen boy being pushed through large crowd: I feel like I'm being born!

Parking Lot
Giants Stadium, New York

Overheard by: Gaby Young

Posted on October 24, 2015
Birthing, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Guys, New York, Teens

I Need More Channels on My TV

Girl #1: I never saw what you saw in him.
Girl #2: Yeah, you're right. I was bored. It's like the whole “never go grocery shopping hungry” thing–I guess one should never jump into a relationship when bored or lonely.

Coffeehouse
Lansing, Michigan

Overheard by: Sweet Tea

Posted on October 22, 2015
Default, Feelings, Girls, Michigan, Relationships, Restaurants

I'd Scream, “Holy Shit!”

Blond Christian girl #1: So, like, what if like when Jesus comes, you're in the bathroom? Like, what do you do?
Blond Christian girl #2: Oh, wow…that would suck.

Dallas, Texas

Posted on October 20, 2015
Default, Feelings, Girls, Jesus, Questions, Stupidity, Texas

…I'd Prefer Not to Be Thought Of As a Person.

Bad egg in sweater-vest: Gandhi was a Marlboro man, not Newport.
Friend in tight polo: You're the worst sort of person.
Bad egg in sweater-vest: That hurts.

New Haven, Connecticut

Posted on October 17, 2015
About celebrities, Assholes, Comebacks, Connecticut, Feelings, Friends, Smoking

Finishing a Woman's Sentences Is Risky Business, Gentlemen

Woman wearing puffy coat: Wearing a puffy coat makes me feel like …
Man also wearing a puffy coat: It makes me feel like dancing.
Woman: …punching people.

Quebec City
Canadia

Posted on October 6, 2015
Canadia, Clothes, Dancing, Feelings, Guys, Violence, Women

A Fun and Flirty One

Guy #1: Yo, fathead! Going to prison is just a fact of life. Everybody goes at least once.
Guy #2: I know, man…I'm just gonna miss the daily hustle.
Guy #1: Like I said, you're not a man till you've worn a jumpsuit.

Knoxville, Tennessee

Overheard by: Hannah H

Posted on October 1, 2015
Clothes, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Guys, Tennessee

Today's Assignment Is to Find Me a New One

Professor (about a film): It's wrong and confusing.
Student (just back from the bathroom): What's wrong and confusing?
Professor: My life.

Grennaskolan
Sweden

Posted on September 15, 2015
Default, Feelings, Questions, Students, Sweden, Teachers

Feelings