I Like to Think of My Mouth As a Protective Pouch

30-something guy to friend: Yeah, but you teabagging me does not mean you’re concerned about my safety!

Durham, North Carolina

Overheard by: good thing i’d already finished my taco

Posted on April 13, 2026
BJs, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Guys, North Carolina, Queers, Sexuality

Usually by Their Owners

Woman on street: Dicks are overrated!

Brunswick Street
Fitzroy
Australia

Posted on April 9, 2026
Australia, Default, Feelings, Gender issues, Penis, Sexuality, Women

It Is Important to Air Things Out

Preppy girl: I love not wearing pants.
[Friends start to laugh.]Preppy girl: No! I mean have you ever gone to the beach and –you just take off your bottoms and –no! I mean you like take off your swimsuit bottoms–.
[Friends erupt in laughter.]Preppy girl: I just mean –I just like not wearing pants…

High School
San Diego, California

Posted on April 8, 2026
California, Clothes, Feelings, Friends, Girls, Preppies, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Words

Despite What You Guys Promised Me

Professor: I’m on drugs… And they’re not fun.

Ohio University
Athens, Ohio

Overheard by: thereallc

Posted on April 6, 2026
Colleges & Universities, Default, Druggies, Drugs, Feelings, Ohio, Teachers

Some of Which Also Wound Up on Her Thigh

Frat boy #1: … And it just came out on her thigh. He didn’t even get it in. Just wound up on her thigh.
Frat boy #2, mumbling: Dude! I hate when that happens.
Frat boy #1: What?!
Frat boy #2: I said I ate some chicken.

University of Alabama, Alabama

Overheard by: CB

Posted on April 4, 2026
Alabama, Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Cum, Feelings, Food, Frat boy types

Freud: I’m Not Even Sure What She Wants

Girl #1: Yeah, that’s not cool, but I understand. He sounds very immature.
Girl #2: He is. It’s such a shame. I laid in bed last night reminiscing about the time I spent with him in bed. It’s like I can still feel it. Too bad he’s such an asshole, and too bad that good dick makes me so… not able to accept what a douchebag a guy really is.

Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on March 30, 2026
Compare and contrast, Compliments, Feelings, Georgia, Girls, Gripes, Insults, Penis, Relationships, Sex

And I Didn’t Notice Until Lunchtime

Blundergrad: I was really irritable today. There was something up my butt. Literally!

Northwestern University
Illinois

Posted on March 28, 2026
Body parts, Character, Colleges & Universities, Feelings, Illinois, Students, Weirdness

That’s What You Said During Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Random kid: Oh god! This is going to turn into a pregnancy fetish porno.

While seeing Juno
Peabody, Massachusetts

Posted on March 18, 2026
Customers, Default, Fears, Feelings, Massachusetts, Movies, Porn

Material Boy Though I Am

Male professor: I’m sorry, I just can’t sing “Some boys kiss me”. I know that’s desperately heteronormative, but I can’t help it!

Hartford, Connecticut

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on March 9, 2026
Connecticut, Feelings, Gender issues, Guys, Music, Sexuality, Singing, Teachers

And Now, Please Clap Along As I Do the Tenure Dance

[Girl leaves class in the middle of a lesson]Professor: She didn’t like what I was saying? I’m so upset, I’m going to go to the garden and eat fuzzy worms.

Marist College
Poughkepsie, New York

Overheard by: Nik

Posted on March 1, 2026
Class, Education, Feelings, Food, Insects, New York, Teachers

Feelings