Exasperated woman: I just called to say “I love you” while I had a moment to myself, okay?! Jeez! [Flushes.]
Women’s Bathroom, Bay Park Square Mall
Green Bay, Wisconsin
Exasperated woman: I just called to say “I love you” while I had a moment to myself, okay?! Jeez! [Flushes.]
Women’s Bathroom, Bay Park Square Mall
Green Bay, Wisconsin
Spaced-out kid: And I think it was some kind of message in that out-of-body experience. Like, it was my soul trying to tell me that after I finished puking, I should take a shower.
Teenage queer: Your dreams are fucked.
St. Andrew’s College
Aurora
Canadia
Bimbette: What’s wrong with gay people? Gay people are funny.
Religion Class
El Paso, Texas
30-something guy to friend: Yeah, but you teabagging me does not mean you’re concerned about my safety!
Durham, North Carolina
Overheard by: good thing i’d already finished my taco
Woman on street: Dicks are overrated!
Brunswick Street
Fitzroy
Australia
Preppy girl: I love not wearing pants.
[Friends start to laugh.]Preppy girl: No! I mean have you ever gone to the beach and –you just take off your bottoms and –no! I mean you like take off your swimsuit bottoms–.
[Friends erupt in laughter.]Preppy girl: I just mean –I just like not wearing pants…
High School
San Diego, California
Professor: I’m on drugs… And they’re not fun.
Ohio University
Athens, Ohio
Overheard by: thereallc
Frat boy #1: … And it just came out on her thigh. He didn’t even get it in. Just wound up on her thigh.
Frat boy #2, mumbling: Dude! I hate when that happens.
Frat boy #1: What?!
Frat boy #2: I said I ate some chicken.
University of Alabama, Alabama
Overheard by: CB
Girl #1: Yeah, that’s not cool, but I understand. He sounds very immature.
Girl #2: He is. It’s such a shame. I laid in bed last night reminiscing about the time I spent with him in bed. It’s like I can still feel it. Too bad he’s such an asshole, and too bad that good dick makes me so… not able to accept what a douchebag a guy really is.
Atlanta, Georgia
Blundergrad: I was really irritable today. There was something up my butt. Literally!
Northwestern University
Illinois
