Some of Which Also Wound Up on Her Thigh

Frat boy #1: … And it just came out on her thigh. He didn’t even get it in. Just wound up on her thigh.
Frat boy #2, mumbling: Dude! I hate when that happens.
Frat boy #1: What?!
Frat boy #2: I said I ate some chicken.

University of Alabama, Alabama

Overheard by: CB

Posted on April 4, 2026
Alabama, Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Cum, Feelings, Food, Frat boy types

Freud: I’m Not Even Sure What She Wants

Girl #1: Yeah, that’s not cool, but I understand. He sounds very immature.
Girl #2: He is. It’s such a shame. I laid in bed last night reminiscing about the time I spent with him in bed. It’s like I can still feel it. Too bad he’s such an asshole, and too bad that good dick makes me so… not able to accept what a douchebag a guy really is.

Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on March 30, 2026
Compare and contrast, Compliments, Feelings, Georgia, Girls, Gripes, Insults, Penis, Relationships, Sex

And I Didn’t Notice Until Lunchtime

Blundergrad: I was really irritable today. There was something up my butt. Literally!

Northwestern University
Illinois

Posted on March 28, 2026
Body parts, Character, Colleges & Universities, Feelings, Illinois, Students, Weirdness

That’s What You Said During Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Random kid: Oh god! This is going to turn into a pregnancy fetish porno.

While seeing Juno
Peabody, Massachusetts

Posted on March 18, 2026
Customers, Default, Fears, Feelings, Massachusetts, Movies, Porn

Material Boy Though I Am

Male professor: I’m sorry, I just can’t sing “Some boys kiss me”. I know that’s desperately heteronormative, but I can’t help it!

Hartford, Connecticut

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on March 9, 2026
Connecticut, Feelings, Gender issues, Guys, Music, Sexuality, Singing, Teachers

And Now, Please Clap Along As I Do the Tenure Dance

[Girl leaves class in the middle of a lesson]Professor: She didn’t like what I was saying? I’m so upset, I’m going to go to the garden and eat fuzzy worms.

Marist College
Poughkepsie, New York

Overheard by: Nik

Posted on March 1, 2026
Class, Education, Feelings, Food, Insects, New York, Teachers

Particularly the One with the Retractable Razor Blades

Guy on cell: And all I could say was: “Thank God… I have my surfboard with me!”

Boylston Street
Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on February 26, 2026
Fears, Feelings, Guys, Massachusetts, On the phone, Weirdness

It’s Not Technically a Violation of the Restraining Order If She Boards the Plane

Pilot: Before we start our ascent, an important question: Anyone here from the North Allegheny high school class of ’68? [silence] I always ask. I’m hoping at some point I’ll find my old girlfriend.

JetBlue flight
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Ladle

Posted on February 25, 2026
Airports & flights, Education, Feelings, Guys, Pennsylvania, Pilots, Questions, Relationships, Wishes

Oh Honey, a Sorority Girl Doesn’t Need a Personality

Sorority girl #1: I should, like, just wear mini skirts all the time.
Sorority girl #2: Why?
Sorority girl #1: I have great legs, they’re my best asset. [quiet pause] But I don’t like my personality.

Dressing Room at Buffalo Exchange
Austin, Texas

Overheard by: Yes! She just redeemed herself

Posted on February 24, 2026
Beauty, Body parts, Clothing, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Feelings, Friends, Girls, Sorority types, Texas

Hey! I’m Not Dying Yet!

Drunk college student: What’s up, man?
Tired-looking bum: Allah! Allah always be up.
Drunk college student: True. True. Holla’ at your boy.

Green Line
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: On my way to church

Posted on February 23, 2026
Advice, Drunks, Feelings, Frat boy types, God, Homeless, Offspring, Students

Feelings