Every Spanish-Language Soap Opera, in a Nutshell.

Guy #1: I loved the way you fucked me last night.
Guy #2: I can't wait to do it again, tonight.
Guy #1: Mmmm, I'm getting hot just thinking about it.
Annoyed woman sitting in front of them: You two fools do realize everyone on the bus can hear you, don't you?

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: CTA bus rider

Posted on May 7, 2011
Feelings, Guys, Illinois, Public transportation, Sex, Stupidity

Her Favorite Country Is Switzerland.

Spray-haired Long Island housewife #1: Beige is my favorite shade…
Spray-haired Long Island housewife #2, interrupting: Oh my gawd, the neutrals! I love the neutrals!

Long Island, New York

Overheard by: Ladle

Posted on May 6, 2011
Character, Feelings, New York, Stupidity, Women

I Hope to Graduate Magma Cum Laude

Teacher: That would make such a great scene in a movie: A volcano smoking, then it erupts, and thousands of ninjas spout out of it and run forth and populate the earth!
Student: This is the best class ever!

Memphis, Tennessee

Posted on May 5, 2011
Education, Feelings, Teachers, Tennessee, Weirdness

Why I Stoped Watching Kirstie Alley's Reality Show

Woman on phone: Girl, I just ate a fat-ass quesadilla, and now I feel fat as fuck.

San Francisco, California

Posted on May 4, 2011
California, Diet & weight, Feelings, Food, On the phone, Women

Feelings