There Was an Unfortunate Incident With Jeffrey at Toys Я Us

Girl #1: I mean, there are those people who pretend to be so moral, and then you find out they're, like, fucking a giraffe.
Girl #2, laughing: Ew! That's disgusting.
Girl #3: Seriously, though, hypocrites suck.
Girl #2: But what would that feel like?
Girl #1: What, being a hypocrite?
Girl #2: No… You know… The giraffe.
Girl #3: Ew… Uhm, horrible?
Girl #2: Yeah, you're right.
(five minutes later, in the middle of another topic)
Girl #2: But really, I think it would depend on how old it was.
Girl #1: What?
Girl #2: The giraffe.
Girl #1: Are you still thinking about fucking a giraffe?!?
Girl #3: We need to make sure she doesn't go to the zoo. That can only end badly.

San Francisco, California

Overheard by: that sounds wholly unpleasant

Posted on November 15, 2014
Age and ageing, Animals, Compare and contrast, Feelings, Girls, Insults, San Francisco, Sex

Australian Law Forbids Weekend Mourning

Teen girl #1: I think we need to get her a rebound guy.
Teen girl #2: Don't you think it's a bit soon? Paul died like two weeks ago.
Teen girl #1: Hmm. I guess. (pause) Maybe just for weekends then?
Teen girl #2: Yeah, okay.

Bus Stop
Brisbane
Australia

Overheard by: cara

Posted on November 10, 2014
Australia, Bus, Death & dying, Feelings, Girls, Questions, Relationships, Stupidity, Teens, Time Management

Whew! For a Second I Thought You Were a Bad Friend

Teen girl #1: You know, in some ways I really despise you.
Teen girl #2: What?!
Teen girl #1: It's okay, I didn't mean it; I just wanted to say something to hurt your feelings!

Shropshire
England

Posted on November 8, 2014
Compare and contrast, Default, England, Feelings, Girls, Teens, Weirdness

If Beauty Is Truth, I’m Not Interested

Penn student #1, looking at sculpture: Oh my god, I, like, totally hate art.
Penn student #2: I know, right? They should just buy us all laptops instead.

Locust Walk
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on November 8, 2014
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Education, Feelings, Friends, Gripes, Laptops, Offers and requests, Pennsylvania, Students

Sadly, Also the Current Plot Of The Real World

First grade boy: I had two girlfriends but I lost one.
First grade girl: Didn't one of them kiss you?
First grade boy: Yeah, Hannah told Alexis to kiss whoever she liked more, and it was me and this other girl, and she was going to kiss her, but then she kissed me and we've been together for, like, forever.
First grade girl: Yeah.

Lakeville, Massachusetts

Overheard by: was still playing with barbies- clothed