Florida

Older man to wife, moving luggage into hotel room: Really, honey? You want to complain about that? You actually want to go to the front desk and tell them that your room is too nice?

Miami, Florida

Overheard by: I'm not complainin'

Tramcar driver in Magic Kingdom: It has come to my attention that people use their panic button to help them find their car. That is cheating. You must wander around aimlessly for a while first.

Disney World, Florida

Overheard by: Kristen

Kid: Can we go yet? Why are we shopping for luggage here, anyway?
Mom: Because I'm leaving your father.

Department Store
Altamonte Springs, Florida

Overheard by: Voip

New Yorker: Yo, gimme $30 on pump #2, a pack of Newports…and this banana.

Pembroke Pines, Florida

Overheard by: Inspectaneck

Artsy girl: I have not yet discovered the magic of anger.

Tampa Museum of Art
Tampa, Florida

Overheard by: bunguin

Guido with cigar to girlfriend: I don't know baby, but I have to follow that chicken.

Key West, Florida

Overheard by: twattylant

Very white mom: “The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round…” Sing with me, honey.
Very white four-year old daughter: “Rollin' down the street smokin'…”

Walt Disney World
Orlando, Florida

Little boy (jumping off fire truck on a giant spring): Let's go to wienerland!

Miami, Florida

College girl to friends eating waffle fries: Yeah, and she had the “smelly hand syndrome.” It was really serious. And smelly.

UCF Campus
Orlando, Florida

Overheard by: Jen

Girl #1: Jane*, I've gotten worse…
Girl #2: At what?
Girl #1: At hating Jews.

Tampa, Florida

Overheard by: Laughing hysterically