Only One Of Us Actually Uses Our Noodle.

Twin guy #1: This pillow smells like my dreams!
Girl, smelling pillow: Beef Ramen noodles?
Twin guy #1: I am awesome at dreaming!
Twin guy #2: This is why I hate that we have the same face.

Milford Mall
Milford, Connecticut

Overheard by: Layla

Posted on March 31, 2011
Connecticut, Feelings, Food, Girls, Guys, Sensory experiences

Oooh, Could He Be the Swedish Chef?

Girl to guy: Okay, okay. You can play the waitress, and I'll play the creepy chef who's always trying to rape the waitresses.

Oslo
Norway

Posted on March 30, 2011
Europe, Girls, Offers and requests, Sex, Weirdness

…Preferably That Squirmy, Hairless Guy in the Back Row.

Dumb freshman girl: Why does being castrated make your voice high?
Friar professor: Talk to someone after class.

Seattle University
Washington

Overheard by: facepalm

Posted on March 29, 2011
Body parts, Girls, Questions, Teachers, Washington, Weirdness

Utah Produces Only Two Kinds Of Girls

Girl #1: Wait, you said no?! Did you know he's pre-med?
Girl #2: Yeah, but I don't really like him.
Girl #1: So?

Orem, Utah

Posted on March 25, 2011
Education, Feelings, Girls, Questions, Utah

Queen Latifah Never Looked Back

Black girl in workout clothes: So I googled it.
Overweight friend: Googled what?
Black girl in workout clothes: The human skeleton is 20% of your body weight.
Overweight friend: So what?
Black girl in workout clothes: Sooo… Without that, I only weigh like a hundred pounds or something.
Overweight friend: (confused look)
Black girl in workout clothes: I'm just saying I'm not fat anymore.

Michigan

Overheard by: It's that simple?

Posted on March 23, 2011
Beauty, Black people, Fat people, Girls, Michigan, Stupidity, Weirdness

In Summary, Never Pick Your Nose With Your Thumbnail

Coed to another: It's someone picking their nose… but in the thumbnail it looked like a penis

SUNY
New Paltz, New York

Posted on March 21, 2011
Girls, New York, Penis, Sensory experiences, Weirdness

Can't Talk. Orgasming.

Girl hottie: Do they give out medals for chronic female masturbators? Because if so… (points to self with thumbs) Super star. I'm talking gold medal, national treasure.
Guy hottie: You're not deterring me! We're getting turkey bacon!

Wegmans
New York

Overheard by: Bronze Medalist

Posted on March 17, 2011
Bragging, Food, Girls, Guys, Masturbation, New York, Pride

Even Though They Put the “Ass” in Potassium?

Guy: I'm going to sneeze!
Girl, getting in his face: Think about bananas! Think about bananas! You won't sneeze.
Religion professor: Just like thinking about bananas won't get you pregnant…

College
Rock Island, Illinois

Overheard by: I like bananas….

Posted on February 11, 2011
Advice, Fruit, Girls, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Illinois, Magic, Teachers

You Said You Loved My Steak Fry With the Skin on

Guy: Man, there's too much ketchup on my plate, it looks like my fries committed suicide.
Girl: I often think about that before I stick you in my mouth, too.
Guy: Fuck off , Andrea.

Northern Alabama

Posted on February 10, 2011
Alabama, Food, Girls, Guys, Insults, Relationships

I'm So Glad We Can Talk Like This

Girl #1, sitting on couch: I hate it when people sit on chairs that are facing me. It's irritating.
Girl #2: Yeah, I hate it too. There are other places they can sit.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/420110835/there-are-other-places-you-can-look.html

Overheard by: girl sitting on chair facing you

Posted on February 9, 2011
Character, Feelings, Girls, Gripes, Overheard in Minneapolis