But When We Say That About Canadians, We Get Angry Letters

Girl #1: Hey, you smell great!
Girl #2: Really?
Girl #1: Yeah, you smell like that nice soap.
Girl #2: I don't use soap.

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: Justin

Posted on October 3, 2009
Canadia, Cleanliness, Compliments, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Sensory experiences

…After You Told Me If We Don't Have Sex, the Terrorists Win.

20-something gal: Can you believe September 11th was eight years ago?
20-something guy: Really? That long? Yeah, I guess it's true.
20-something gal: A lot's changed since then. We've both lost our virginity.

Manhattan, New York

Overheard by: Will S.

Posted on October 3, 2009
Girls, Guys, History, New York, Time Management, Virginity

How Sally Got Drunk for the First Time

Girl: Do we have any soda?
Guy: We have Pabst. It's pretty much the same.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/04/give-that-man-blue-ribbon.html

Overheard by: sarafist

Posted on October 2, 2009
Compare and contrast, Drinking & drunks, Food, Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Overheard in PDX

Why Do You Go to Church?

Girl to friend: It's like someone touches your cunt and you get all happy.

Easton, Maryland

Posted on October 2, 2009
Compare and contrast, Foreplay, Friends, Girls, Happiness, Maryland, Vagina

I Promised My Mom

Girl with friends walking by my door: No, no… sixteen! Sixteen is the age to get pregnant.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/269132103/only-if-youre-trapping-someone-into-marriage.html

Overheard by: Did I miss something?

Posted on October 1, 2009
Advice, Age and ageing, Friends, Girls, Overheard in Minneapolis, Pregnancy, Stupidity

Meet Debate Club Barbie

Idiot girl #1: Well, like, Brad is like one of your favorite toys, so you wanna play with him a lot. But Adam is like your most favorite toy, so you wanna play with him all the time! So when Ashley wants to play with him you're all, “Bitch, drop it!”
Idiot girl #2: That is the best analogy.

Guelph
Canadia

Posted on September 30, 2009
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Girls, Idiots, Insults, Stupidity, Toys, Wishes

Your Editors All Have Bulletproof Alibis

High school girl: There was way too much drama in sixth grade. All my friends were always talking about how their boyfriends knocked someone up. I'm like, “you're twelve years old! Get over it!”

Greenbelt, Maryland

Posted on September 30, 2009
Age and ageing, Education, Girls, Maryland, Pregnancy, Relationships, Students, Weirdness

Is That What This Is?

Male patron, hitting on girl at bar: Not gonna lie, when I get drunk, I get charming.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/267312132/you-and-everyone-else-pal.html

Overheard by: friends of both

Posted on September 28, 2009
Bosses, Bragging, Drinking & drunks, Girls, Lies, Overheard in Minneapolis

Happened to the Cro-Magnons All the Time

Drunk girl, very concerned: He's totally going to get fucked in the A! And he has scoliosis, so he's always bent over, so he's definitely going to get fucked in the A!

Macalester College
St. Paul, Minnesota

Posted on September 27, 2009
Ass, Backdoor, Colleges & Universities, Drunks, Girls, Maladies, Minnesota

He's the Reason “the Bro” Was Invented

Girl #1: So apparently the hormones are kicking in. He's got boobs now.
Girl #2: Oh, come on! Let's be honest, he's always had boobs.

Carrboro, North Carolina

Posted on September 25, 2009
Gender issues, Girls, Health & Hygiene, North Carolina, Rack, Weirdness

Girls