We Salute the Men and Women Who Fight for the Freedom to Be Ignorant

Soldier: So I guess I'm leaving around April-ish.
Girl: Why can't they send you to Paris? Or Greece?
Soldier: Um… Cause we aren't at war there?
Girl: Well, we should be!

Ft. Campbell, Kentucky

Posted on December 23, 2009
Girls, Kentucky, Military, Politics, Questions, Violence

Jack Daniels and Cigarettes: the Early Years

Girl: Good morning, Rob*.
Guy, gasping: Your voice changed! It's deeper!
Girl: Oh. This is my morning voice. It's how I sound in the morning.
Guy: You're not cute anymore!

Saint Peter's College
New Jersey

Posted on December 23, 2009
Beauty, Colleges & Universities, Comebacks, Compare and contrast, Girls, Guys, New Jersey, Sensory experiences

When I Drink, I Become Fluent in Arabic

Drunk boy, about text message: That doesn't say anything.
Drunk girl: Yes, it does. It says, “hey, what's up?”
Drunk boy: No, it doesn't.
Drunk girl to sober girl: Does this say, “hey, what's up?”
Sober girl: No. It says, “al aloof ah.”

Brantford
Ontario
Canadia

Posted on December 23, 2009
Canadia, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Girls, Guys, Language barrier, Words

He Used to Just Be Known As “R. Kelly”

Girl, about her dog: Yeah… My friends call him “Facefucker.”
Guy: What does that even mean?
Girl: It means he fucks faces.
Guy: Oh.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/08/porn-dog.html

Overheard by: lauren

Posted on December 16, 2009
Animals, Body parts, Girls, Guys, Names, Overheard in PDX, Sex

And Eventually Re-Tell It in the Feature Film What's Glove Got to Do with It?

Girl to female friend: Yes, if I get the job at the CDC I will celebrate your chlamydia as an inspirational story.

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/06/someone-was-on-kiss-cam-wtoo-many-boys.html

Overheard by: Ian

Posted on December 15, 2009
Eavesdrop DC, Friends, Girls, Jobs & Careers, STDs

Deleted Scene from The Neverending Story

Girl: Good luck with that. You'll end up with barbed wire embedded in your genitals if you go there on foot. And I'll say I told you so.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/328217463/i-do-not-want-to-know.html

Overheard by: Jon

Posted on December 15, 2009
Balls, Girls, Overheard in Minneapolis, Threats

I'm Beginning to Regret Making Smoke-Signals Our Primary Form Of Communication

Young woman: And if he's still giving you mixed signals, he can just go suck his own dick.
Frustrated friend: That's the point! If he'd give me a clear sign, I'd do it for him!

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma