Guy: Didn’t you have a friend who lost her virginity to her shoe?
Green haired girl: Yeah. She fell on her foot and ruptured it or something. Like riding a horse.
Pink haired girl: What the fuck?
Guy: Told you!
Green haired girl: I felt bad when she told us because I was the only one busting up laughing.
California
Intern girl #1: Bet McCain’s into S&M.
Intern girl #2: I can see that.
Intern girl #1: Ever see the veins in McCain’s head? They throb all day. I had a boyfriend like that.
Intern girl #2: Did he want to smack you around?
Intern girl #1: He wanted me to smack him around.
Intern girl #2 Did you?
Intern girl #1: Psh. I am sooo not maternal.
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2007/07/s-gear-so-thats-where-all-his-moneys.html
Overheard by:
Chick: … So I start projectile vomiting in my car, and after I filled up the bag, I just said, ‘Fuck it’ and started barfing on the passenger seat.
Holé Molé
Long Beach, California
Guy on cell: Hey! What are you doing? Having a good time? … You have a small cooter — why else would you be having fun?!
Chiswick Road and Commonwealth Avenue
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Beantown Babe
Nerd #1: His dad was in the first white reggae band in San Antonio.
Nerd #2: Wow.
Nerd #1: Yeah. So it’s, like, in his blood.
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: texan tempest
Fag hag: So, I fell asleep when Jack* was stripping, and when I woke up Victor* was in pink stockings and doing something to my umbrella that I don’t even want to think about. I really have to start having more straight friends.
Bar
São Paulo
Brazil
Teen girl to pals: Once you get over the feeling of wanting to throw up, it’s great.
Naperville, Illinois
Overheard by: Erin and Tim
Girl on phone: So, we had this bet that if the Patriots won, we were going to break up, so we were both hoping for that. But that didn’t happen, so now we’re just kind of stuck together.
Seattle, Washington
Professor: Oh, yeah, I went down to Virginia and hooked up with this girl… Y’know, her dad was dead and she was kind of freaky… I shot her dog!
Hartford, Connecticut
Overheard by: Claire
Biology professor: I’m on Viagra. That’s why I look different.
Christopher Newport University
Newport News, Virginia
