Guy on cell: Hey! What are you doing? Having a good time? … You have a small cooter — why else would you be having fun?!
Chiswick Road and Commonwealth Avenue
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Beantown Babe
Guy on cell: Hey! What are you doing? Having a good time? … You have a small cooter — why else would you be having fun?!
Chiswick Road and Commonwealth Avenue
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Beantown Babe
Nerd #1: His dad was in the first white reggae band in San Antonio.
Nerd #2: Wow.
Nerd #1: Yeah. So it’s, like, in his blood.
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: texan tempest
Fag hag: So, I fell asleep when Jack* was stripping, and when I woke up Victor* was in pink stockings and doing something to my umbrella that I don’t even want to think about. I really have to start having more straight friends.
Bar
São Paulo
Brazil
Teen girl to pals: Once you get over the feeling of wanting to throw up, it’s great.
Naperville, Illinois
Overheard by: Erin and Tim
Girl on phone: So, we had this bet that if the Patriots won, we were going to break up, so we were both hoping for that. But that didn’t happen, so now we’re just kind of stuck together.
Seattle, Washington
Professor: Oh, yeah, I went down to Virginia and hooked up with this girl… Y’know, her dad was dead and she was kind of freaky… I shot her dog!
Hartford, Connecticut
Overheard by: Claire
Biology professor: I’m on Viagra. That’s why I look different.
Christopher Newport University
Newport News, Virginia
Sorority chick #1: Pat* and I hooked up last night, and now I have a hickey…
Sorority chick #2: What is he, in junior high? I didn’t know people still did that.
Colgate University
Hamilton, New York
Overheard by: Evie
Redhead punk: Oh, God, the first guy I ever had sex with did that to me… Well, actually, that’s not true. He took my technical virginity. I actually lost my anal virginity first to another guy.
Blonde hipster friend: [Silence.]Redhead punk: Yeah. So anyway, what happened was–
Blonde hipster friend, suddenly eating vigorously: –Mmm, French toast!
Denny’s
Lansing, Michigan
Overheard by: lost my appetite
Bimbette: Wait! So she had the baby via circumcision?!
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/04/19/but-even-if-she-were-intersexed-circumcision-wouldnt-make-it-wide-enough/
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