Girl to friend: That’s the last time I catch a falling baby.
Farmington Valley, Connecticut
Girl to friend: That’s the last time I catch a falling baby.
Farmington Valley, Connecticut
Girl to guy : Stop raping my bellybutton! If I wanted you to rape it, I’d let you!
http://weirdosofwinnipeg.blogspot.com/2007/06/theres-nothing-classier-than-rape-jokes.html
Girl #1: Oh, god. It’s freezing! Fuck life!
Girl #2: You mean, fuck the weather.
Girl #1: No, fuck life… And fuck random people telling me I have ADD!
http://overheardatwestern.blogspot.com/
Overheard by: dela
High school girl to friend: You know what I hate? Cocks.
Friend: I know! They're so annoying.
California
Girl, about guy she had over the previous night: It freaked me out. I told him he had to do a double flush, a courtesy flush, and light a match, or he wasn’t allowed back.
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/
Overheard by:
Girl to friend: I can’t believe I fell asleep next to your vagina. I woke up and my face was next to your brick wall. [Kisses friend.] I love your brick wall.
Caribou Coffee
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Bardley
Blonde girl entering the cafeteria: These lines are so long! Thank god I decided to be anorexic!
Mary Washington University
Fredericksburg, Virginia
Overheard by: waiting in line
Lady: When I was on morphine I told them I liked Pearl Jam. I hate Pearl Jam!
Eat ‘N’ Park
Sewickley, Pennsylvania
