Mother weighed down with shopping bags: Mummy needs a coffee now, honey.
Six-year-old daughter: But Mummy, I wanna look at–
Mother: –Mummy needs coffee or she will die.
Greensborough Plaza, Main Road
Greensborough
Australia
Mother weighed down with shopping bags: Mummy needs a coffee now, honey.
Six-year-old daughter: But Mummy, I wanna look at–
Mother: –Mummy needs coffee or she will die.
Greensborough Plaza, Main Road
Greensborough
Australia
Girl #1: I'm having the worst day today.
Girl #2: Yeah, it's a good thing I had sex yesterday. Otherwise, today would just be hell.
Seattle, Washington
Chick: Well, my mom wouldn’t let me on the train until I wore pants, so there ya go.
Southmoor station
Aurora, Colorado
Girl to friend: That’s the last time I catch a falling baby.
Farmington Valley, Connecticut
Girl to guy : Stop raping my bellybutton! If I wanted you to rape it, I’d let you!
http://weirdosofwinnipeg.blogspot.com/2007/06/theres-nothing-classier-than-rape-jokes.html
Girl #1: Oh, god. It’s freezing! Fuck life!
Girl #2: You mean, fuck the weather.
Girl #1: No, fuck life… And fuck random people telling me I have ADD!
http://overheardatwestern.blogspot.com/
Overheard by: dela
High school girl to friend: You know what I hate? Cocks.
Friend: I know! They're so annoying.
California
Girl, about guy she had over the previous night: It freaked me out. I told him he had to do a double flush, a courtesy flush, and light a match, or he wasn’t allowed back.
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/
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