Something Like That Is Close to a Man's Heart

Girlfriend: This is your out-of-town toothpaste.
Boyfriend: So?
Girlfriend: Look how fucked up it is!
Boyfriend: Don't start talking shit about my toothpaste!

Shelby, Michigan

Posted on August 9, 2008
Couples, Default, Gripes, Health & Hygiene, Insults

But Then You Have to Live with It Haunting Your Dreams

Chick: You have never truly lived until you have been surrounded by drunk Welsh rugby fans singing I Touch Myself.

International Airport
Denver, Colorado

Posted on August 7, 2008
Airports & flights, Chicks, Colorado, Default, Drinking & drunks, Gripes, Music

And We've Got This Whole Textbook for the Class to Share

(math test is interrupted by a loud construction drill in the next room).
Student: Oh my god, I can't take this test anymore! Can you tell them to stop, please?!
Teacher: Heh… At least there aren't bullets flying over your head.

Concord High School
California

Overheard by: When I was in Vietnam

Posted on July 29, 2008
California, Education, Feelings, Gripes, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Teachers, Violence

How I Met Your Mother

Drunk man to woman passing by: Fornication is evil! Thou shalt be kind to your neighbours!
Woman: Yeah, well, god built the Nevada desert and the Colorado River and then we came and built the Hoover Dam, leaving people without water or resources. So just by being here we're fucking over our neigbours.
Drunk man: Can I kiss you?

Outside The Flamingo
Las Vegas, Nevada

Overheard by: Steph

Posted on July 29, 2008
Default, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Evil, Gripes, Nevada, Strangers, US Geography, Women

Compounded by My Inability to Tell Hot from Cold, It’s a Logistical Nightmare

Guy: Leggings are fucking up everything. I used to know when it was winter because girls would stop wearing skirts, but now thanks to leggings they can wear them all year. It’s bullshit.

Connecticut College

Posted on July 25, 2008
Clothes, Colleges & Universities, Connecticut, Default, Gender issues, Gripes, Guys

Those Puppies Were Terrible People

Guy: So, you can talk about stabbing puppies but I can’t talk about punting babies? That doesn’t seem right.
Girl: That’s exactly right.

Rutgers Stadium, New Jersey

Posted on July 25, 2008
Animals, Death & dying, Default, Girls, Gripes, Guys, Kids, New Jersey, Violence

Guess Which One’s from Jersey

Chick #1: The problem with buying a house seized by the police? Someone could have been murdered there.
Chick #2: That’s not a problem, that’s a bonus!

Aurora, Colorado

Posted on July 20, 2008
Chicks, Colorado, Crimes, Death & dying, Default, Gripes, Questions, Weirdness

If You Make a Pop Culture Reference, They Accuse You Of Being a Jew

Gucci girl to friends: God! I’m so tired of my Nazi book group! (silence) I mean, they don’t want cookies, they don’t want to socialize, it’s just like, book book book you may not mention anything besides the book!

Glencoe, Illinois

Overheard by: I was worried for a minute

Posted on July 19, 2008
Bimbettes, Default, Food, Girls, Gripes, History, Stupidity

Even If He Does Host The O’Reilly Factor

Girl to friends: I’m 31 years old, for Christ’s sake. My mom doesn’t get it. I’m too fucking old to get excited about some guy that pisses himself, calls me up and acts like it’s a fucking achievement.

Bar
Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on July 16, 2008
Age and ageing, Default, Family ties, Georgia, Girls, Gripes, Pee

Gripes