So the Kardashians Are Safe

Girl: Oh my god, that is so slutty!
Guy: Not it's not! Sluts in unison aren't as slutty.

Georgetown University
Washington, DC

Posted on August 16, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, Gripes, Guys, Stupidity, Washington, DC

Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Girls But Were Afraid to Ask

Teen girl #1: Ugh, I get so gassy when I'm on my rag.
Teen girl #2: I'm just gassy all the time!
Teen girl #1: Ugh, I know.

Toronto
Ontario
Canadia

Posted on August 15, 2008
Canadia, Default, Gender issues, Girls, Gripes, Sensory experiences, Teens

Fuck Imitation, Rape Is the Sincerest Form of Flattery

Brother: How come mom drives all the way to the mall to get you but I have to take the bus home?
Sister: I don't know, I guess she thinks it isn't safe.
Brother: Oh yeah, I forgot girls are helpless.
Sister: Uh, probably because I'm more likely to get raped and beaten!
Brother: Ooooh, look at miss popular.

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on August 14, 2008
Gender issues, Gripes, Parenting, Pennsylvania, Siblings

We Don't Make These Up

Annoying daughter: Ewww, don't order broccoli pizza. That's gross!
White trash mom: Smell my armpit.
Annoying daughter: Okay!
White trash mom: Here, smell this one too.

Roma Pizza
Ocean City, New Jersey

Overheard by: grossed out

Posted on August 13, 2008
Default, Etiquette, Food, Gripes, Kids, Moms, New Jersey, Offers and requests, Restaurants

Something Like That Is Close to a Man's Heart

Girlfriend: This is your out-of-town toothpaste.
Boyfriend: So?
Girlfriend: Look how fucked up it is!
Boyfriend: Don't start talking shit about my toothpaste!

Shelby, Michigan

Posted on August 9, 2008
Couples, Default, Gripes, Health & Hygiene, Insults

But Then You Have to Live with It Haunting Your Dreams

Chick: You have never truly lived until you have been surrounded by drunk Welsh rugby fans singing I Touch Myself.

International Airport
Denver, Colorado

Posted on August 7, 2008
Airports & flights, Chicks, Colorado, Default, Drinking & drunks, Gripes, Music

And We've Got This Whole Textbook for the Class to Share

(math test is interrupted by a loud construction drill in the next room).
Student: Oh my god, I can't take this test anymore! Can you tell them to stop, please?!
Teacher: Heh… At least there aren't bullets flying over your head.

Concord High School
California

Overheard by: When I was in Vietnam

Posted on July 29, 2008
California, Education, Feelings, Gripes, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Teachers, Violence

How I Met Your Mother

Drunk man to woman passing by: Fornication is evil! Thou shalt be kind to your neighbours!
Woman: Yeah, well, god built the Nevada desert and the Colorado River and then we came and built the Hoover Dam, leaving people without water or resources. So just by being here we're fucking over our neigbours.
Drunk man: Can I kiss you?

Outside The Flamingo
Las Vegas, Nevada

Overheard by: Steph

Posted on July 29, 2008
Default, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Evil, Gripes, Nevada, Strangers, US Geography, Women

Compounded by My Inability to Tell Hot from Cold, It’s a Logistical Nightmare

Guy: Leggings are fucking up everything. I used to know when it was winter because girls would stop wearing skirts, but now thanks to leggings they can wear them all year. It’s bullshit.

Connecticut College

Posted on July 25, 2008
Clothes, Colleges & Universities, Connecticut, Default, Gender issues, Gripes, Guys

Gripes