…Has The Times Told Us Whether or Not We Like It?

Middle-aged woman: So, what's on tv tonight?
Middle-aged man: Chuck.
Middle-aged woman: Oh, do we watch that?
Middle-aged man: I don't know.

Charlotte, North Carolina

Posted on September 28, 2010
Guys, North Carolina, Questions, TV shows, Women

Every. Single. One.

Girl: So do you just know everyone because you're… (pauses awkwardly)
Guy: Yeah. Well, everyone in New York is Jewish, so that's how I know them all.

Portland, Oregon

Posted on September 25, 2010
Girls, Guys, Oregon, Religion, Stupidity

Because That's What My Therapist Said

20-something guy, browsing toys: So… Do I have a penis face?

Edinburgh
Scotland

Overheard by: Lena

Posted on September 23, 2010
Body parts, Guys, Penis, Questions, Scotland

…Ooo, There's That Smell Again!

Very annoyed guy eating breakfast: I love the smell of hatred in the morning.
Confused girl sitting next to him: Is it anything like coffee?
Very annoyed guy eating breakfast: What? No, it's nothing like coffee. God, you're so stupid.

College Dining Hall
Albuquerque, New Mexico

Posted on September 20, 2010
Colleges & Universities, Food, Girls, Guys, Insults, New Mexico, Sensory experiences, Stupidity

…Put It Away!

30-something dude: I didn't circumcise my son.
20-something dude #1: Are you circumcised?
20-something dude #2: Woah!

Cincinnati, Ohio

Posted on September 19, 2010
Guys, Kids, Ohio, Parenting, Penis, Questions

They Get All Our Leftover Weather, Anyway

Old lady: Are you able to check the weather in Toronto?
Young guy: No, the internet can't reach that far.
Old lady: Oh.

Windsor
Ontario
Canadia

Posted on September 11, 2010
Canadia, Guys, Internet, Old folks, Questions, Weather, Weirdness, Women

Like I Did That Time You Asked Me Out

Emo kid: Old people see me on the street with my bright pink hair and my studded collar and my eyeliner, and they hate me!
Girl: If I was old and I saw you, I would just laugh.

Amherst, Massachusetts

Overheard by: shay