It’s All Fun and Games Until You Fall and Need Monkey Parts

Guy waiting in line for a ride: … And then I got a hip transplant… from a baboon…

Disneyland
Anaheim, California

Overheard by: Kimberly Disney

Posted on July 29, 2021
Animals, California, Default, Guys, Health & Hygiene

Ad: Duct Tape– Is There Nothing It Can't Do?

Girl #1: Eww!
Girl #2: Oh, what? You can talk about your abortion, but I can't talk about warts?

Ashland, Oregon

Overheard by: crystal

Posted on July 19, 2021
Abortion, Compare and contrast, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Oregon

I Meant SkyMall Magazine, but Whatever

Newbie guy on airplane: What's this?
Female friend: For your entertainment.
Newbie guy: Ooooh! Barf bag!

Washington International Airport
Baltimore, Maryland

Posted on July 18, 2021
Friends, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Maryland, Public transportation, Questions

One Of These Days I'm Gonna Explode

Girl to friend: I ooze talent, like a pimple oozes pus.

Corvallis, Oregon

Posted on June 23, 2021
Compare and contrast, Friends, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Maladies, Oregon

Homophobos, One Of Mars' Moons, Duh

Girl #1: I'm a carrier for hemophilia.
Girl #2: You're homophobic? That's fucked up!
Girl #1: What the fuck are you talking about?

Eugene, Oregon

Overheard by: Spencer and Kevin

Posted on June 18, 2021
Gender issues, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Insults, Oregon

It Didn’t.

20-ish girl on cell: So, they said it’s not ringworm — it’s some kind of skin virus that looks like ringworm. And they said I’m really lucky because so far it’s only on my back and stomach, not, like, my whole body and face. The tests come back on Friday, but they said it’s probably really contagious. I just hope it goes away before my trip to Miami!

http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/05/lets_take_public_transporation.html

Overheard by: sooooo glad I didn’t sit next to her

Posted on June 17, 2021
Health & Hygiene, On the phone, Overheard in Minneapolis

…More Gelato?

Overly chatty middle-aged guy on date: Doctors love giving women a hysterectomy. They will find any reason to give a woman a hysterectomy. Like, we're already up there, might as well scoop it on out now.

Italian Restaurant
Highland, California

Overheard by: well,,,there goes my appetite.

Posted on June 8, 2021
California, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Maladies, Restaurants, Weirdness

Is That a Baby Bird in Your Bangs?

30-something #1: Last night I was brushing my hair, cause you know I haven't owned a hair brush in a year… And all these sticks and grass and dirt kept falling out.
30-something #2: You are a dirty hippie, you need to use some soap!
30-something #1: I don't like labels, man. I don't have soap.
30-something #2: True, man, labels are whack. But dude, you smell.

Hostel
New Mexico

Overheard by: Alex