Teen girl to pals: Once you get over the feeling of wanting to throw up, it’s great.
Naperville, Illinois
Overheard by: Erin and Tim
Teen girl to pals: Once you get over the feeling of wanting to throw up, it’s great.
Naperville, Illinois
Overheard by: Erin and Tim
Queer: Oh my god, look, it’s Mary. Mary! Maaary!
Mary: Heyyy, bitches! What’s going on?
Queer: Did he love it, Mary? Did he absolutely love it? Where’s Basil? Where is Basil, Mary?
Mary: He’s in the bag, baby, he’s in the bag.
Union Station
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Aly
Older lady: Heath Ledger was The Joker? Boy, I never would have guessed that!
Movie Theater
Champaign-Urbana, Illinois
Drunk blonde: So, what do you think of American women?
Irish guy: Well, I don’t know how to say this delicately, but I prefer American men.
Drunk blonde: Mhmmm… So, do you have a girlfriend back home?
Irish guy: I’m not sure you quite understand…
Bar
Chicago, Illinois
Middle aged woman: I want him to think of me as the kind of friend who shakes your hand, not the friend you jump into bed with.
Northwestern University
Evanston, Illinois
Chick: He’s a cool guy! I mean, maybe he’s not a cynic like us…
Dude: Well, then he can just go die.
Illinois
Overheard by: Claire
Finely bearded man, loudly and distinctly among crowd: Big. Hairy. Ballsack.
University of Illinois
Overheard by: Kelsey
Little boy: I don’t wanna walk any more.
Father: No talking when we’re on vacation!
Michigan Avenue and East Hubbard
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Thad
