No One in Paris Ever Pees on Walls or Sits on Steps

Enraged Frenchman to woman and son who is discreetly peeing on wall: What is wrong with you? Find a bathroom, this is a business! (starts walking away and then comes to a woman and her teenage daughter sitting on steps) And you two, get out! What are you, from the mountains? (to himself, walking away) Oh my god! I don't believe this!

Fira
Santorini
Greece

Posted on July 18, 2022
Europe, Family, Foreigners, Gripes, Kids, Parents, Pee, Questions, Strangers, Teens

What?? It's Not Like I Told Them About Your Giant, Hammy Thighs.

Little girl in next stall: But what if Old Faithful starts going while we're not out there?
Girl's mother: Well, you'll have to pee really quickly so mommy can pee and then we can go.
Little girl: But you take a long time to pee.
Mother: Yes, I know.
(pause)
Little girl: You take a long time to pee.
Mother: Well, thank you for announcing that to the entire bathroom.

Restroom, Old Faithful Inn
Yellowstone National Park, Wyoming

Posted on July 17, 2022
Kids, Moms, Parenting, Pee, Restroom, Should have used a condom, Time Management, Wyoming

I'm Just a Trust, but Verify Kind Of Gal

College girl: Yeah, but I don't fuck my kids.
Friend: Well, you don't have any yet.
College girl, looking down: I can't believe I just checked my vagina before I answered that.

College Campus
SoCal, California

Posted on June 18, 2022
California, Colleges & Universities, Default, Friends, Girls, Kids, Sex, Students, Vagina

Hey, I Told Her Not to Touch the Stream!

Little girl running back from bathroom with her father: Mommy, I got pee on my finger!

Perkins restaurant
Erie, Pennsylvania

Posted on June 15, 2022
Default, Girls, Gripes, Kids, Pee, Pennsylvania, Restaurants

Try Not to Taste or Touch Them, Okay?

Automated train station announcement: Castro street station.
Excited little girl: Yay! Castro!
Bystander: The dictator or the district?
Excited little girl thinks for a second: The rainbows!

Castro Street Station
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Dawn

Posted on June 13, 2022
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Kids, Names, Politics, Public transportation, San Francisco, Weirdness, Words

Oh Honey, We Feel You.

Little boy, desperately: I need to get out of here!

Kohl's Fitting Rooms
Georgia

Overheard by: Iris

Posted on June 12, 2022
Georgia, Kids, Shopping, Stores

My Parents Are So Proud.

Customer to cashier: I love that name, “Sierra.” My parents were going to name me Sierra Dawn if I was a girl, because they really wanted their last child to finally be a girl. But I wasn't. Now I use Sierra as my drag name.

West Hollywood, California

Posted on June 11, 2022
California, Customers, Default, Feelings, Kids, Names, Sexuality

Says the Girl Who Bought Full House on DVD?

Guy: Wouldn't it be funny if she was actually selling her baby down in Mexico, and she ended up on 48 Hours Mystery, and we could say we knew her when?
Girl: I don't think you understand comedy.

http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2008/09/couple-discussing-friends-vacation.html

Overheard by: tim