Massachusetts

Crazy guy looking at reflection in store window: Man, what the fuck you lookin’ at?

Massachusetts Avenue
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Dan

Student: I never talked about vaginas nearly this much until I came to Smith.

Cushing/Emerson dining hall, Smith College
Northampton, Massachusetts

Teen daughter screaming hysterically: Daddy, if you loved me you would have gotten me business class!
Ruffled dad: Are you fuckin’ kidding me?

Logan International Terminal
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: feeling conflicted in steerage

Stoned girl #1, eating mint cookie: This tastes like Oreos.
Stoned girl #2: This isn't Oreos! It's… Oxford Creme cookie.
Stoned girl #1: Sounds like a pretentious Oreo to me.

Cambridge, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Curly

Gay white male, exiting train: I can only go ten stops without smoking a cigarette, otherwise I get angry!
Old black female, entering train: Damn, mo' sugar in here than a tank of Kool-Aid.

Orange Line
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Cryptic C62

Loud woman on phone: Who is this? Who is this? Who is this? (pause) You're so stupid. You're so stupid. You're so stupid… (keeps repeating it)

Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: timmmm

Math professor #1: Don't derive like my brother.
Math professor #2: No, don't derive like my brother!

Northampton, Massachusetts

Overheard by: TARDIS Dyke

Girl to friends, on third night of semester: Wouldn't you want to have sex the second night back?

Fitchburg State University
Fitchburg, Massachusetts

Teen girl to friend: It's called “iced tea.” It tastes like tea, but it's cold.

Green Line Subway
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Rob

Physical therapy student: So he's gotten a *lot* more fit in the last 300 years, right?

Simmons College
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Yoshi