Dad to son in stroller: Here's where we saw the sexy tree!
Disney World Animal Kingdom
Orlando, Florida
Dad to son in stroller: Here's where we saw the sexy tree!
Disney World Animal Kingdom
Orlando, Florida
Bimbo #1: Hey I remember you! Oh my god! I haven’t seen you in ages!
Bimbo #2: Yeah, I know! I totally stalked you on MySpace!
Sydney
Australia
Sorority girl on cell: I was so horny and swallowing back puke…it was like I was a freshman all over again.
Tuscon, Arizona
Overheard by: DoingTooMuch
Mom: You know, I necked in that funeral home.
Daughter: Mom!
Mom: Oh, honey, it wasn't with a corpse or anything. It was a preacher's son!
West Virginia
Female grad student: The Americans with Disabilities Act reminds me of my Barbie dream house!
Grad school
Texas
Overheard by: Bean
Redhead chick: Oh my god, the school year’s almost over!
Greek girl: Yeah! I’m gonna miss all the good times we’ve had!
Redhead chick: Yeah, like the time I woke up and there was a bear in my bed growling at me, and you laughed.
Greek girl: Oh, yeah, and all the one night stands! [Girls sigh.]
Upstate New York high school
New York
Girl: He was 26, I was 18. I liked him until I found out he was a loser.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/11/halloween-mania-part-2.html/
Overheard by: anonymous
72-year-old lady: The last time I was carded buying alcohol I was 35 and pregnant.
Kohl’s
Dunedin, Florida
Retail employee to coworkers: I once saw a man having sex with a chicken in Haiti, and the chicken was crowing…
White Plains, New York
Overheard by: Dubpsfinezt228
Construction worker #1: There's a lot of sick bastards out there.
Construction worker #2: Not like when we were growing up.
Construction worker #3: That's because the country's got 300 million people now. When we was growing up it only had 150 million. That's why you got three times the number of crazies now.
Oceanside, New York
