Cunt Remember a Thing

Pretty black girlfriend with super long hair: I have no vaginal memory.

Cornell University
Ithaca, New York

Posted on May 21, 2021
Black people, Girls, Memory lane, New York, Vagina, Weirdness

Fifth Grade's Usually When Kids Develop Flayva

White girl to Hispanic chick: I swear, in 5th grade you were, like, white.
Hispanic chick: White, like, acted white? Or white like white skin?
White girl: Like, white. Weren't you ever white?

Panera Bread
Fairlawn, New Jersey

Overheard by: Siberia

Posted on March 1, 2021
Age and ageing, Bars & Clubs, Chicks, Default, Foreigners, Memory lane, New Jersey, Questions, Race

Now I Go to the Nursing Home and Do That to Grandma

Mom passing rows of whole fish: When I was a little girl, I used to poke their raw eyeballs with my finger!
Little boy: Wow!

Pike Market
Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: wow indeed

Posted on January 17, 2021
Animals, Body parts, Default, Hands, Kids, Memory lane, Moms, Tourist attractions, Washington, Weirdness

For Some Reason, They Never Had Vanilla

Mr. Hon, hanging on car door: Hon! Tell mom here exactly where that swingers' club is, that I took you to on your birthday.
(wife says something unintelligible as she walks down path towards car)
Mom, sitting in car: Oh! That's where I used to buy ice cream when I was a little kid!

Public Pond
Kettering, Ohio

Posted on December 20, 2020
Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Guys, Memory lane, Moms, Offers and requests, Ohio, Sexuality

It Was “FloralNosegay”

Guy on computer: Fuck, I always forget my student e-mail password.
Girl: Why?
Guy: I've always used the same password for everything for years but when I tried it on blackboard it was all “oh, you can't have 'gay' in your password.”

Library
Tallahassee, Florida

Overheard by: Who uses

Posted on November 23, 2020
Default, Florida, Girls, Guys, Memory lane, Questions, Sexuality, Stores

…Bowser

Little boy to grandma: Once, when I was camping, I sat on my biscuits, then I put my biscuits on a rock and ate them like a dog.
Grandma: Oh, uh… That's nice…

Australia

Posted on November 14, 2020
Animals, Australia, Family, Food, Kids, Memory lane, Pride

We Should Schedule a Stroll Around the Grounds

Very elegantly dressed man: I'm trying to remember if I've ever mowed a lawn… No, I don't think I have.
Very elegantly dressed woman: Hang on, do we even have a lawn?
Very elegantly dressed man: Of course we do.
Very elegantly dressed woman: Oh, I remember now. We have a lot of lawn.

Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: MaggieB

Posted on October 27, 2020
California, Guys, Memory lane, Questions, Stupidity, Women

Ginger and Craig Live in a Candy House and Have Diabetes

Young woman #1: You know, Ginger and Craig, with the breadcrumbs and all that.
Young woman #2: You mean Hansel and Gretel!?
Young woman #1: Oh. Yeah, them.
Young woman #2: Wow.

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on October 21, 2020
Default, Friends, Memory lane, Names, Pennsylvania, Stupidity, Women

Or Who You Are, Really

Student librarian on cell: Hey…who is this? Bill from architecture? Well, yeah, I remember writing my name on your arm, but I like don't remember why.

Music Library, Catholic University
Washington, DC

Overheard by: So much for quiet in the library…

Posted on October 12, 2020
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Memory lane, Names, On the phone, Questions, Students, Washington, DC

Taught Me the “White Elephant”

College guy: I went to sleep-away camp so long ago my counselor was Jesus Christ!

University of Rochester
Rochester, New York

Posted on September 11, 2020
Age and ageing, Bragging, Colleges & Universities, Default, Guys, Jesus, Leisure, Memory lane, New York, Students

Memory lane