Queer #1: Is that pastrami? That was the best pastrami I’ve ever had.
Queer #2: Did you just ejaculate confetti?
Maryland and Euclid Avenue
St. Louis, Missouri
Queer #1: Is that pastrami? That was the best pastrami I’ve ever had.
Queer #2: Did you just ejaculate confetti?
Maryland and Euclid Avenue
St. Louis, Missouri
Blonde: So, he calls me drunk at two o’clock in the morning and tells me our relationship has barnacles.
Brunette: What?!
Blonde: He compared our relationship to ship that has barnacles on it!
Brunette: Um…
Blonde: So now I’m like, ‘Should I read into this?’
Psych building, Washington University
St. Louis, Missouri
Woman #1: Motherfucker knew I was wearin’ a thong.
Woman #2: Mmm-hmmm.
Woman #1: Motherfucker knew my booty was shakin’.
Woman #2: Mmm-hmmm.
Woman #1: Motherfucker did nothin’.
The Loop
St. Louis, Missouri
Girl: … And I’m like, ‘I don’t want to look at my own vagina. Why would I want to look at hers?’
West Junior High School
Columbia, Missouri
Overheard by: Kelsey
Gossipy high school girl to others: I don't think she was faking it. The couch was all wet when they got up!
Ice Cream Shop
St. Louis, Missouri
Slightly obese lady on cell: Of course I'm at the gym, honey! I promised to go to the gym today, so I'm at the gym! (hangs up, talks to friend) What an idiot. I want some ice cream.
Ice Cream Shop
Missouri
Overheard by: jeeves
