Girl #1: One time, this Colombian dude was hitting on me…
Girl #2, interrupting: What? Like from Columbia, Missouri?
Girl #1: No. This country–he was like Arab or something.
St. Louis, Missouri
Overheard by: A.
Girl #1: One time, this Colombian dude was hitting on me…
Girl #2, interrupting: What? Like from Columbia, Missouri?
Girl #1: No. This country–he was like Arab or something.
St. Louis, Missouri
Overheard by: A.
Substitute teacher to class: I have a theory that everything in the world is derived from grilled cheese sandwiches.
Student: What about things made out of meat? You know, like animals and people?
Substitute teacher: That's where my theory ends.
High School, Missouri
Overheard by: can's wait to graduate
Queer #1: Is that pastrami? That was the best pastrami I’ve ever had.
Queer #2: Did you just ejaculate confetti?
Maryland and Euclid Avenue
St. Louis, Missouri
Blonde: So, he calls me drunk at two o’clock in the morning and tells me our relationship has barnacles.
Brunette: What?!
Blonde: He compared our relationship to ship that has barnacles on it!
Brunette: Um…
Blonde: So now I’m like, ‘Should I read into this?’
Psych building, Washington University
St. Louis, Missouri
Woman #1: Motherfucker knew I was wearin’ a thong.
Woman #2: Mmm-hmmm.
Woman #1: Motherfucker knew my booty was shakin’.
Woman #2: Mmm-hmmm.
Woman #1: Motherfucker did nothin’.
The Loop
St. Louis, Missouri
Girl: … And I’m like, ‘I don’t want to look at my own vagina. Why would I want to look at hers?’
West Junior High School
Columbia, Missouri
Overheard by: Kelsey
Gossipy high school girl to others: I don't think she was faking it. The couch was all wet when they got up!
Ice Cream Shop
St. Louis, Missouri
