“Amicable Separation:” Defined

Woman to others: And every time she sees him, she shakes her fist at him, like this! (shakes fist in the air)

Harris Teeter
Charlotte, North Carolina

Posted on November 11, 2010
Crazies, Feelings, Hands, North Carolina, Relationships, Threats

…Now Who Wants to Play “Hang the Sock”??

High school student: People are often uncomfortable when they're naked…
Male professor: Now, that's just not true, because I'm never uncomfortable when I'm naked, and you wanna know why? Because whenever I am naked, fun ensues.

Charlotte, North Carolina

Posted on November 5, 2010
Body parts, Bragging, Bringing it back to you, Creepsters, Education, North Carolina, Teachers

…Has The Times Told Us Whether or Not We Like It?

Middle-aged woman: So, what's on tv tonight?
Middle-aged man: Chuck.
Middle-aged woman: Oh, do we watch that?
Middle-aged man: I don't know.

Charlotte, North Carolina

Posted on September 28, 2010
Guys, North Carolina, Questions, TV shows, Women

Then She Turned Him Gay With Her Womanliness

Female professor: She was a lesbian…
Male student: Yeah, she was.
Female professor: But he turned her straight with his manliness…
Male student: Yeah, he did.

Appalachian State University
Boone, North Carolina

Posted on September 19, 2010
Colleges & Universities, Gender issues, North Carolina, Sexuality, Students, Teachers, Weirdness

The Final Solution to the School Year

Enthusiastic teacher: We're doing a scavenger hunt today!
Student, dubiously: A scavenger hunt?
Enthusiastic teacher, nodding: Yeah, it's like … It's like a Nazi Easter egg hunt.

North Carolina

Posted on June 15, 2010
Animals, Compare and contrast, History, North Carolina, Students, Teachers, Weirdness

Internet Audiences Loved Two Girls, One Copy

Teacher: Please staple again. Please, if there is a god, staple again. Do it! Staple! Push it down hard! I want to hear you staple!

Middle School
North Carolina

Posted on June 2, 2010
God, North Carolina, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Teachers, Weirdness, Wishes

At Some Point, One Gets Full Of TV

Middle-aged woman: What's on TV tonight?
Middle-aged man: I think Chuck is.
Middle-aged woman: Oh, do we watch that?
Middle-aged man: I don't know.

Boone, North Carolina

Posted on May 7, 2010
Couples, North Carolina, Questions, TV shows

Eh, They Were Station Wagons.

College girl: Last night I dreamed that everyone got a car for free… except for you.
College guy: Even in your dreams, I can't get a fucking break!

Boone, North Carolina

Posted on April 18, 2010
Compare and contrast, North Carolina, Students, Stupidity

…With a Real Girl.

Six-year-old boy, firmly groping mannequin's backside: I'm popular! I'm popular! Look, mommy!
Flustered mom: Go be popular over there!

Morganton, North Carolina

Overheard by: Carla

Posted on December 22, 2009
Kids, Moms, North Carolina, Parenting, Should have used a condom

It's Times Hard in the Islamic Republic Of North Carolina

Little girl to mother, passing brand new cherry red Porsche Carrera GT convertible: Mama, why is everyone looking at that car?
Mother: Because it's very special.
Little girl: Can I get one?
Mother: Only if you marry well, dear.

Durham, North Carolina

Posted on December 10, 2009
Feelings, Kids, Moms, North Carolina, Parenting, Questions