And Why Do We Always Go to Gay Bars?

Guy: I told him to stop buying me shots.
Girl: That don't mean you got to drink em'!

Bar
Charlotte, North Carolina

Posted on July 12, 2015
Bars & Clubs, Drinking & drunks, Girls, Guys, Money, North Carolina

Or Something, Yes

Freshmen: So, like, where do you want to go college?
Junior: Oh, I don’t know… Maybe somewhere around the New England area?
Freshmen: Oh… So, like, where is that? In Britain or something?

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

Overheard by: Dumbstruck

Posted on July 8, 2015
North Carolina, Questions, Students, Stupidity

Says the Woman Wearing a Skort?

Little boy in ladies' room stall : You know mom, in Europe all the bathrooms are unisex.
Mom: Probably why it's such a godless country.

JCPenney
Greensboro, North Carolina

Overheard by: diesel

Posted on June 24, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Geography, God, Kids, Moms, North Carolina, Stores

But Enough About the Livestock…

New Yorker: So how do you like it down here?
Local thug: If it weren't for the double d breasts and sexy feet, I would've gotten the hell out of here years ago.

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Posted on June 18, 2015
Body parts, Guys, North Carolina, Questions, Rack, Thugs

But You Don't Want to Go on a Flight Without Warm Nuts

Man, taking seat in airport lounge: Wow, this is the first time I've worn pants since…
Woman with him: Since the last time we flew. Feels weird, doesn't it?

Airport Lounge
North Carolina

Posted on June 5, 2015
Airports & flights, Clothes, Clothing, Guys, North Carolina, Questions, Weirdness, Women

And He Told Me He Was Saving the Good Roofies for Me

Sorostitute #1: So, he tried walking me back to his frat house and he was holding my hand… I should’ve fucked him, right?
Sorostitute #2: What? You just met him! And he’s hooked up with Patricia*. I mean, hellooo — bad taste.
Sorostitute #1: I totally should have. I mean, he was holding my hand, after all.

Duke University
Durham, North Carolina

Posted on November 8, 2014
Bonding, North Carolina, Sorority types

It’s Like the Inside of a Man’s Mind in There

Sexy girl: My roommate keeps the room temp at, like, tropical. It gets so hot in there it gets hazy! It’s a good thing she doesn’t care about nudity, because the only way I survive in that room is to walk around naked.

High Point, North Carolina

Posted on November 6, 2014
Chicks, North Carolina, Weather

Has Actually Mislabeled the ’70s

Professor: It’s debatable whether or not LSD was actually dangerous. I mostly remember the ’60s.

East Carolina University
Greenville, North Carolina

Posted on December 13, 2013
Drugs, North Carolina, Teachers

Bipolar Women Can Be Highly Entertaining Life Partners

Girl on phone: All right, bye. I love you sometimes.

Durham, North Carolina

Posted on June 30, 2011
Character, Compliments, Girls, North Carolina, On the phone, Relationships

Little Lady Gaga Ended Up Proving Them Both Wrong.

Concerned mom: She's either going to grow up to be an assassin or a serial killer.
Concerned guy: What are the parents like?
Concerned mom: Quiet and normal.
Concerned guy: They always are.

Raleigh, North Carolina

Posted on May 26, 2011
Character, Gossip, Guys, Moms, North Carolina, Questions