So You're Saying Sex Is a Game?

Old religious woman to large crowd of highly amused students: Having pre-marital sex is like playing Russian roulette with your genitals!

Alumni Hill
University of Arizona

Overheard by: The girl who likes to live on the dangerous side

Posted on August 21, 2019
Arizona, Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Old folks, Relationships, Religious fanatics, Sex, Women

Ad: If Your Chess Game Lasts More Than Four Hours, Seek Medical Attention

Elderly gentleman playing chess: You know, in college, when all of my friends were chasing girls, I was on the chess team…chasing wood.

Barnes & Noble
Augusta, Maine

Overheard by: Fia

Posted on August 20, 2019
Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Guys, Maine, Old folks, Sexuality

Not Until We Get a Few Things Straight in the Will

Old lady hooked up to portable oxygen machine: I need a cigarette!
Grandkids: Grandma, nooo!

Restaurant
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: martha

Posted on August 16, 2019
Illinois, Kids, Old folks, Smoking

See the Truth in the Morning and Die Happy That Night

Old man in hospital bed, to family: I've said it once, and I'll say it again. Tigers are the sharks of the land!

Poughkeepsie, New York

Posted on April 25, 2019
Animals, Compare and contrast, Default, New York, Old folks, Philosophy

Broke Something I Didn't Know I Had

Old guy: So did you have hallway sex last night?
Old fat guy: Uh… Yeah… Last night was kinda crazy.

Taco Truck
Visalia, California

Posted on January 31, 2019
California, Fat people, Old folks, Questions, Sex

That's Just Our German Chocolate Cake, Ma'am

Little old lady to cashier: Satan puked here.

Rapid City, South Dakota

Posted on January 12, 2019
Customers, Default, Evil, Old folks, Religious fanatics, South Dakota, Weirdness, Women

Then I’m Gonna Emancipate Yo’ Ass

Angry old man to frat guy: I’m gonna take you out back and teach you who the sixteenth president is.

Pub
Bloomfield, New Jersey

Posted on November 8, 2018
New Jersey, Old folks, Threats

I'm Not Even Gonna Ask About Your Leash Collection

Grandmother: So my friend gave me dog biscuits for my birthday.
Teen girl: But you don't have a dog.
Grandmother: She knew I would appreciate them, dear.
Teen girl: And it isn't your birthday.
Grandmother: That doesn't matter. I was going to save them for the Boxer that young man brings around the home, but I got hungry around noon.
Teen girl: Oh no. You didn't.
Grandmother: What? It's not as if I ate them plain. I boiled a cup of coffee and dipped them.

Frammingham, Massachusetts

Posted on October 2, 2018
Animals, Family, Food, Gifts, Massachusetts, Old folks, Teens, Weirdness

The Character Was So Lifelike

Older lady: Heath Ledger was The Joker? Boy, I never would have guessed that!

Movie Theater
Champaign-Urbana, Illinois

Posted on September 20, 2018
About celebrities, Illinois, Movies, Old folks

When Telepaths Mate

Old lady, walking up to old man: Hi there. Sorry I was just staring off at you. I had something on my mind and I think you were thinking it too. Bye!
Old man: Bye.

Sacred Heart University
Connecticut

Posted on September 10, 2018
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Connecticut, Old folks, Weirdness

Old folks