Teacher: Jordan*! Can you tell us the answer to the problem on the board?
Student talking in back of class: Um… No, sir.
Teacher: You are interrupting the class! What were you talking about?
Student: Petroleum lightsabers.
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/05/which_are_way_cooler_than_math.html
Mother to child in the girl's clothing aisle: No, you're not wearing a padded bra; you're six!
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/438564746/all-the-more-reason-she-needs-one.html
Overheard by: me
Guy: I will get you anything you want, and I mean anything, if you walk back from lunch with your hand down my pants.
Girl: But we are already walking back from lunch, silly.
Guy: Starting now, if you walk back with your hands down my pants, I will get you anything.
Girl: Anything?
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/422165183/ill-even-join-you-in-detention.html
Overheard by: really?
Bro #1: So, how did the fight start?
Bro #2: Who knows, something about some guy's girlfriend getting pissed on.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/434074735/again-4.html
Overheard by: looks like R. Kelly is making his rounds.
Drunk man: I just really want a fucking vagina!
Drunk woman: Like sparkly pink neon!
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/437402503/what-the-world-would-look-like-without-encyclopedias.html
Overheard by: I'm sure you do
Boy: So I said, “No, I'm not gonna do that! I wanna go to science camp!” (unintelligible) So, then she threw down her skirt and ran away.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/434083376/a-truly-effective-way-to-say-no.html
Overheard by:
Unhappy girl: He left and said he couldn't work on the project because he had stuff he had to do.
Aggravated friend: But he left with his girlfriend? Stuff, my ass!
Calm friend: I'm sure that's what his girlfriend said.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/426880741/high-school-kids-frighten-me.html
Overheard by: is that sanitary?
Woman on phone: Yeah, well, as you get older, it's less manual labor and more electronics!
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/426880740/we-get-tired-faster.html
Overheard by: am I taking this the wrong way?
Girl #1, sitting on couch: I hate it when people sit on chairs that are facing me. It's irritating.
Girl #2: Yeah, I hate it too. There are other places they can sit.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/420110835/there-are-other-places-you-can-look.html
Overheard by: girl sitting on chair facing you
Male friend to female friend: Yeah, I've found that when they start to get out of hand you just put a little whiskey on the nipple.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/406721537/this-works-for-both-babies-and-women.html
Overheard by: context, please?!
