Now Can We Teach Kids about STDs in High School?

Tall brunette: … And so I said I didn’t want herpes, but he was like, ‘Oh, they’re no big deal.’
Short blonde: Well, did you sleep with him?
Tall brunette: Of course I did. Like he said, herpes are no big deal. Just a little itching and stuff… Besides, it’s not like I can ever get them again. It’s like chicken pox — once you get it, you don’t get it again.
Math major nearby, yelling: Do you mind taking your dumb, STD-having ass somewhere I’m not trying to eat?! [Other students cheer.]

Bentley Dining Hall, Lock Haven University
Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Alexander Lepro

Posted on June 5, 2015
Bimbettes, Pennsylvania, STDs, Students, Stupidity

How Was Your Mother's Day, Philadelphia?

Guys on bench to kid on phone: No, we're not gonna pee on you, we're just gonna give you a shower!

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on June 2, 2015
Guys, Pee, Pennsylvania, Threats, Weirdness

Thanks to My Son, the Doctor

Large gentile man: I'm becoming a Jewish woman!

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Posted on June 1, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Pennsylvania, Religion, Sexuality, Weirdness

There’s Never Really a Good Time to Come Out of the Closet

College girl #1: (laughs hysterically)
College girl #2: Yeah, and while he was balls deep in me too, can you believe that?

Pennsylvania

Posted on December 4, 2014
Balls, Default, Friends, Pennsylvania, Sexuality, Sorority types

Nothing Feels Like Real Wood

College girl: So how do you masturbate?
Friend: I hump my desk.
College girl: Wait…really?!
Friend: Yeah, it's great. I can go from nothing to orgasm in like, 20 seconds.

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Posted on November 29, 2014
Default, Friends, Girls, Masturbation, Orgasm, Pennsylvania, Questions

Yeah, We Saw Your Facebook Post

Teacher: Okay, so get out your books and start doing the exercises.
Student: Can I borrow your book?
Teacher: You didn't bring your books? Man…you guys are such losers.

Philadelphia University, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Student

Posted on November 24, 2014
Books, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Pennsylvania, Questions, Students, Teachers

You'll Need to Be More Specific.

40-something woman: Bump-its for everyone!
40-something woman's friend: Yes! Bump-its!

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: No thanks…

Posted on November 23, 2014
Gifts, Pennsylvania, Weirdness, Women, Words

But I’m Not Sure I Was Making Any Sense

Communications professor: Do you think you’ve made any progress in this class?
Student who just gave her speech: Well, my butt cheeks weren’t shaking this time!

Community college
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Some progress is better than none.