Man pushing his mother in wheelchair: It's all designed to kill you, mother.
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Man pushing his mother in wheelchair: It's all designed to kill you, mother.
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Girl in next aisle: Spanish doctor, pregnant nurse! Oh, snap!
Barnes & Noble
Plymouth Meeting, Pennsylvania
Drunk girl: I have two sisters. One goes to UPenn, she's really smart. The other one goes to Drexel, she's not very smart…
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Alex Remnick
Girl: I hate those girls that are like, “Oh, look at me, I can dance with my hand in my hair!”
Saint Joseph's University
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Student, after class spent 25 minutes arguing answers to midterm: I have a question. Not about this test, but about future tests.
Professor, wearily: I think the final will just be take-home.
Class: Really?
Professor: Whatever.
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Four-year-old boy using hand like pretend cell phone: Hello, police? We're at Target. You know the way? My babysitter's being real weird, can you come get her?
Plymouth Meeting, Pennsylvania
Drunk girl: I think… If I didn't have a family I would be a porn star.
Saint Joseph's University
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Adorable eight-year-old girl: I would do anything for a bagel… except shoot someone.
Ardmore, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: was a hungry 8 yr old once too
Girl to friends: So, when I was 6, I took my golden retriever's rectal temperature with a tire pressure gauge.
Nice Restaurant
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Sorostitute, about bender: So what time does it start?
Frat boy: I've set my alarm for 9 am. We'll start then. We've got two kegs in and two cases of tequila.
Sorostitute: I'm such a lightweight. I'll probably be passed out by 11. My roommate said “please don't die. If you die, call me.”
Penn State University
