Punks

Punk chick #1: Well, it’s just… I’m confused…
Punk chick #2: It’s okay, it’s summer! There are a lot of confusing things in the air, like love… and pollen.

Maryland

High school punk #1: “Fluids” sounds better.
High school punk #2: I don't like fluids.
High school punk #1: And that's why you're flunking band!

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: SaraG(as in gee, I wonder what THAT means…)

Blue-haired guy: Man, those guys over at the methadone clinic are a bunch of snitches!

Seattle, Washington

Greaser guy holding kitten: Who's a kitty? You's a kitty! Who's a kitty? You's a kitty! Who's a kitty? You's a kitty!
Punk girl: I think he knows he's a kitty.

Bakersfield, California

14-year-old boy to punk friends: Jesus loves me, and I don't give a damn.

Portland, Oregon

Punk kid to friend arriving in mom's minivan: Dude, you missed it! We just got kicked out of Toys “R” Us! It was so awesome!

Outside Movie Theatre
Atlanta, Georgia

Punk guy: Man, I hate all these suburban punks.
Dumb girl: “Suburban”? Is that even a word??

Toledo, Ohio

Overheard by: Audrey

Skater punk: Wait — uterus like the planet, or in your body?

San Francisco, California

13-year-old punk girl: I’ve seen you somewhere before.
Punk guy: Probably. I sell drugs.

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Posh-sounding, punk-looking 20-year-old girl on cell: You want to kill yourself? Oh. Have you tried having a having cup of tea?

London
England

Overheard by: Richard