It's Implied by the First Three

Teacher: What is life really about?
Student #1: Cars!
Student #2: Love!
Student #3: Money!
Teacher: Why hasn't anyone said “sex” yet?

Dallas, Texas

Overheard by: Irot

Posted on November 4, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Philosophy, Questions, Sex, Students, Teachers, Texas

Wow. Suddenly I Loathe Myself.

Client: So, how will we work it out if I want a custom tattoo designed?
Tattoo artist: Have you ever been shopping with your girlfriend where you just sort of follow her around for a while and point stuff out until you figure out what she wants?
Client: Yeah…
Tattoo artist: It's just like that, except you're the girlfriend.

Americana Tattoo Parlor
Augusta, Georgia

Overheard by: Clarissa St. Tacocrotch

Posted on November 2, 2015
Clients, Compare and contrast, Employees, Georgia, Questions, Shopping, Tattoos, Wishes

Paul Begins His Search for a Gardener.

Girl, surprised: A naked man??
Guy, after introspective pause: No…I prefer them in tights.

St. Paul, Minnesota

Posted on November 2, 2015
Clothes, Compare and contrast, Fashion, Girls, Guys, Minnesota, Questions, Sexuality

When You're Wearing a Cup, Is It Like Having Sex?

Guy to girl: So when you're wearing a tampon, is it like having sex 24/7?

University of Florida

Posted on October 29, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Florida, Guys, Questions, Sex

As Explained in The Necronomicoffee

Young woman: Then I read that conversation with… Oh, brain fart… You know, that news anchor? Anyway, that's when I decided unsweetened coffee was the mark of the usurper.

Hampton Bays
New York

Posted on October 25, 2015
Default, New York, Questions, Stupidity, TV shows, Women, Words

I Fear Your Slovenly Appearance Is Affecting Cookie Sales

Girl scout to 20-ish woman: Did you even shave this week?

UCLA
Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: J

Posted on October 21, 2015
California, Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Questions

I'd Scream, “Holy Shit!”

Blond Christian girl #1: So, like, what if like when Jesus comes, you're in the bathroom? Like, what do you do?
Blond Christian girl #2: Oh, wow…that would suck.

Dallas, Texas

Posted on October 20, 2015
Default, Feelings, Girls, Jesus, Questions, Stupidity, Texas

Her IPhone Cover Looks an Awful Lot Like a Klan Hood

Teen girl: What a bitch! Like seriously, why can't I buy an iPhone cover for my BlackBerry?
Friend: I bet she was being racist.

Toronto
Canadia

Posted on October 19, 2015
Canadia, Cell phones, Default, Friends, Gadgets, Girls, Questions, Race, Teens

No One Would Know!

Teenage girl to friends: They don't let the kids wear makeup at my sister's school! What if you're emo and you can't wear makeup? Then what?

National Ballet
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia

Posted on October 18, 2015
Canadia, Default, Family ties, Girls, Kids, Questions, Teens

Like a Mating Ball Of Snakes

Girl #1, looking through clothes racks: We should spoon.
Girl #2: But then other people might wanna join in.
Girl #1: So?
Girl #2: It could get messy.
Girl #1: Oh, true.

New Zealand

Overheard by: Bianca

Posted on October 10, 2015
Default, Girls, New Zealand, Questions, Weirdness, Words

Questions