Girl #1: Is Cuba part of North America?
Girl #2: Do they speak Spanish in Cuba?
Girl #1: Yes.
Girl #2: Then no. Cuba is not part of North America.
Guy: What about Mexico? They speak Spanish in Mexico.
Girl #2: Mexicans are illegal.
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/04/19/same-rationale-used-to-keep-quebec-out-of-north-america/
Teen: What do you think made Elmer famous? It wasn’t the glue — it was the Fudd.
Cincinnati Street
Cincinnati, Ohio
Little girl: Why did she get remarried? Did she forget?
Alaska
Teacher: What were people in the ’50s basically concerned with?
Stoner kid: … Scoring?
Lincoln-Way High School
Illinois
Overheard by: Sally
Dude to another: Remember that gang bang we had last night?
http://overheardina2.blogspot.com/2007/01/remember.html#links
Little girl: Mom, why don’t I have a hairy butt like you?
Bathroom, AA flight 329
Bimbette: How are the African kids starving? Why don’t they just… eat more?
Anchorage, Alaska
College girl: I’m not weird. I just don’t like hugs or blowjobs.
Hippie guy: I don’t understand — how do you greet people?
Rutgers University Student Center
New Brunswick, New Jersey
Blonde: So, what’s this play about?
Brunnette: It’s the adult version of Peter Pan.
Blonde: You mean, like, porn?
Brunette: Uhhh, not exactly.
Showing of Peter and Wendy, Kreeger Theater
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Julius
Third-year student #1: So, I asked her if her husband still showed her affection, and she said, ‘Yes, he brings me flowers.’
Third-year student #2: Sadly, that’s not really the relevant question.
Third-year student #3: Seriously. The real question is, ‘Are you getting head?’
http://overheardinlawschool.blogspot.com/2007/04/just-answer-damn-question.html
