Okay, Partial Credit.

Chick: How can free will and divine preordination coexist?
Dude: Smack da shit out dat ho?

High School Classroom
Englewood, Colorado

Posted on May 12, 2009
Colorado, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Words

I Couldn't Be Any Prouder Of Myself If My Nipples Were Fountains Of Blood!

Blonde teenage girl: I already burnt my vagina today. Now my butt is bruised, too!

Brantford
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: Jayme

Posted on May 12, 2009
Ass, Canadia, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teens, Vagina, Weirdness

Tell Me You Didn't Get It Just to Use That Line?

Girl: Yeah, my husband's in Iraq. And I just got a boob job! How do you like my rack?

High School Reunion
Michigan

Posted on May 2, 2009
Body parts, Default, Geography, Girls, Michigan, Questions, Relationships, School [Elem., Middle, & High]

Why Norway Isn't Known for Its Music

Teacher: Let's all play a c.
(music class plays a horrible, off-key c)
Teacher: Without the instruments, then.

High School
Oslo
Norway

Overheard by: Jorunn

Posted on April 20, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Europe, Offers and requests, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teachers

That's Not Right

Girl who always rides skateboard: And so we were playing ping pong, and he took his shirt off!
Friend: Right.
Girl who always rides skateboard: And then he let me hit stuff against him!

Rangi Ruru Girls' School
New Zealand

Posted on April 14, 2009
Clothes, Default, Friends, Games, Girls, New Zealand, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sexuality, Weirdness

It Was the Practical Joke Of a Lifetime

Year 8 student #1: So basically, if you stick your fingers up there, take them out and lick them, it tastes like strawberries!
Year 8 student #2: Cooooool!

Perth Modern School
Western Australia
Australia

Overheard by: Hannah

Posted on April 13, 2009
Australia, Body parts, Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Kids, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students

Eh, That's What You Said About Reading

Very excited sex ed teacher on first day of class: I know you guys hear a lot of scary, nasty things about sex on tv, but I'm going to tell you something: sex is fun!

Middle School
Louisiana

Overheard by: Amused Guest

Posted on March 25, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Louisiana, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sex, Teachers

Probably Not the Best Topic to Assign a Special-Needs Kid

Nervous fourth grader giving oral report: Joan of Arc, the pheasant, was caught in a blender.

Elementary School
Duluth, Minnesota

Overheard by: Nic

Posted on March 19, 2009
Default, History, Kids, Minnesota, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sex, Students, Words

This Happens Every School Day

Black girl #1: It looks like you're wearing underwear.
Black girl #2: I am wearing underwear.
Black girl #1: Oh okay.
Black girl #2: Wanna see?
Black girls surrounding: No!

Jackson Memorial High School
Jackson, New Jersey

Posted on February 2, 2009
Clothes, Default, Girls, New Jersey, Offers and requests, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High]

Even If I Am 87% Synthetic

Overly dramatic English teacher: You will have the face you deserve when you are eighty. I will be beautiful.

AC Flora High School
Columbia, South Carolina

Posted on January 29, 2009
Age and ageing, Body parts, Compliments, Default, School [Elem., Middle, & High], South Carolina, Teachers

School [Elem., Middle, & High]