Singing

Little girl singing in restroom stall: I’m a little lady, I’m a little lady, I’m a little lady.

401 Congress Avenue
Austin, Texas

Overheard by: Athens

Mom singing to two small boys and a baby in stroller: One, two, three, four! We’re going to the panty store! We’re going to the panty store! We’re going to the panty store!

Victoria’s Secret
Winchester, Virginia

Overheard by: Joanna

Driver, with boat in tow: How much?
Toll booth operator, in a sing-songy tone: Seven-fiftyyyyy!
Driver: What?
Toll booth operator, sing-songy: Highway robberyyyyy!

Toll Booth, Florida Turnpike
Sunrise, Florida

Overheard by: Broke Commuter

Guy in Pirates jersey: Just another planet Monday… Wait, how does that go?

Baltimore, Maryland

Overheard by: Flab Treesports

Drunk girl: So, I wrote a folk song about Christopher Reeves. Post-paralysis, pre-death. So, it's not quite as depressing. Wanna hear it?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/417247759/sign-me-up-2.html

Overheard by: uhhh yes

Kid #1, playing with blocks: This robot needs guns!
Kid #2: Pretend his hands are guns. [Pauses, then sings] Everybody dance now!

82nd and State
Kansas City, Kansas

Overheard by: BookVixen

English professor, going over punctuation: We can fix this sentence by putting a comma here… and here… and here. See? Comma, comma, comma. [Breaks into song.] Comma-comma-comma-comma-comma chameleeeooon!

Community College
Palm Bay, Florida

Little boy, singing: Should I stay or should I go now? If I stay I’ll eat your armpits!

Newton, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Amy

Man pushing wheelchair lady, singing: Handicap, handicap, oh handy handy handy…

Epcot Park, Disney World
Florida

Overheard by: Euggh

20-something girl, during candlelight vigil: Popemobile, popemobile, does whatever a popemobile does.

Hyde Park
London