Not Much of a ‘Break’ at All, Really

Girl: So, what did you do over the break?
Guy: Well, I beat off a lot.

Saugeen snack bar
http://overheardatwestern.blogspot.com/2007/03/wanna-share-this-cookie.html

Overheard by: eric

Posted on April 7, 2017
Masturbation, Overheard at Western, Students

Seemed Pretty Serious at the Time

History student: Seriously? Hitler was in the Second World War?

Ovens Road
Perth
Western Australia

Overheard by: Have You Just Not Been Listening Or What?

Posted on April 6, 2017
Australia, History, Questions, Students

We’d Rather See You Tweak It a Little

Grad student on her Gender History peer review: I don’t feel the need to keep the nipple section.

University of Tulsa
Tulsa, Oklahoma

Overheard by: Andrea

Posted on March 18, 2017
Nipples, Oklahoma, Students

Were We Ever?

Female student #1: You sure you want me to feed you this banana?
Female student #2: Get on with it, will you?
Female student #1: This thing's pretty big. I wouldn't want to choke you.
Female student #2: Don't worry about it. I've had much bigger.
Youngish professor: (raises eyebrows)
Female student #2: You think I'm kidding? I've had some pretty big ones. Think you can give me a bigger one?
Youngish professor (blushing): Um, possibly.
Female student #2: Well, I'd like to see that.
Female student #3: Um, are we still talking about bananas here?

Classroom
UCSC, California

Posted on February 25, 2017
BJs, California, Class, Euphemisms, Fruit, Girls, Students, Teachers

The Cherry Poppin' Daddies Are on Tour Again

Teacher, on first day of school: So, did anything particularly exciting happen during your vacation?
Loud teenage girl at back of room: I lost my virginity… three times!

Edmonton
Alberta
Canadia

Posted on February 23, 2017
Canadia, Education, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sex, Students, Teachers, Teens, Virginity

With a Cool Aussie Accent, You Can Marry Anybody in the U.S.

Schoolboy #1: I hear there's this law in America where if you're a guy you can marry your brother.
Schoolboy #2: That's wrong.
Schoolboy #1: Even if you're a dude!

Adelaide
Australia

Posted on February 8, 2017
Australia, Default, Family ties, Geography, Gossip, Guys, Sexuality, Students

The Leprechaun on My Shoulder Feeds Me Answers

Teacher: So, what do you think about this?
Student: I don’t think.

Reddam House
Sydney
Australia

Overheard by: anny

Posted on February 6, 2017
Australia, Students, Stupidity, Teachers

Grabbing Other Women's Butts Is a Cultural Thing.

College girl from England: Hey, whoa, are you drunk?
College girl from Prague: No! I'm Czech!

Royal Holloway University of London
England

Posted on December 29, 2016
Colleges & Universities, Default, Drinking & drunks, England, Foreigners, Geography, Girls, Language barrier, Questions, Students

Which Is Why Men Wear Pink Shirts

Professor: Ever wonder why pink is considered a girl color?
Student: Because vaginas are pink.

UC
Santa Cruz, California

Overheard by: Kelly

Posted on December 28, 2016
California, Class, Default, Education, Gender issues, Questions, Students, Teachers, Vagina

You're Gonna Make Somebody an Annoying Little Wife, Harry

Roommate #1, watching Celtics playoff game: Is this the final four?
Roommate #2: No.
Roommate #1: Wait, when's March Madness?
Roommate #2: Are you fucking kidding me? Die.

UMass Dartmouth, Birch Hall
Massachusetts

Overheard by: Jason

Posted on December 22, 2016
Colleges & Universities, Death & dying, Default, Massachusetts, Names, Questions, Students

Students