I'm Beginning to Regret Teaching You How to Use Anthrax

Teacher to chattering students: Quit discussing biochemical warfare!

Biology Classroom
Auckland
New Zealand

Posted on December 2, 2014
Class, Education, New Zealand, Science, Students, Teachers

Water Is Also a Tough One

Substitute teacher to class: I have a theory that everything in the world is derived from grilled cheese sandwiches.
Student: What about things made out of meat? You know, like animals and people?
Substitute teacher: That's where my theory ends.

High School, Missouri

Overheard by: can's wait to graduate

Posted on December 2, 2014
Animals, Default, Food, Missouri, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Teachers, Weirdness

It’s Her Best Feature

High school girl to friend: Uh, I’m sorry I didn’t say much to her — I was entranced by her fucking zit-covered bosom.

West Plains, Washington

Posted on November 30, 2014
Rack, Students, Washington

I Had to Replicate the Nitrogen Cycle in My Pants

Chick in stall, after biochemistry exam: Thank god that’s over. Now I can finally take a shower.

http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/05/collegethe-sights-sounds-smells.html

Overheard by: a [clean] student

Posted on November 28, 2014
Bathing, Overheard in Philly, Students

Yeah, We Saw Your Facebook Post

Teacher: Okay, so get out your books and start doing the exercises.
Student: Can I borrow your book?
Teacher: You didn't bring your books? Man…you guys are such losers.

Philadelphia University, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Student

Posted on November 24, 2014
Books, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Pennsylvania, Questions, Students, Teachers

But I’m Not Sure I Was Making Any Sense

Communications professor: Do you think you’ve made any progress in this class?
Student who just gave her speech: Well, my butt cheeks weren’t shaking this time!

Community college
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Some progress is better than none.

Posted on November 21, 2014
Ass, Class, Pennsylvania, Students, Teachers

Aaand… I Rest My Case

Guy at party: What are you studying in that class?
Psychology grad student: We're learning how to administer and score intelligence tests.
Girl at party: I don't believe in intelligence.

Fort Collins, Colorado

Posted on November 19, 2014
Colorado, Education, Girls, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Questions, Students, Stupidity

…For Not Telling My Servants to Buy More

Student girl: Aw man, I’ve no food in the house. It’s like I’ve been robbed, but it’s my fault!

Sainsbury’s
Lancaster
England

Posted on November 16, 2014
Compare and contrast, Crimes, Food, Girls, Gripes, Shopping, Stores, Students, UK

Richard Nixon. Any Other Questions?

Professor: This assignment is worth 20 points, but doing it can only earn you up to 18. The only way to get the last two points is to dress up.
Exasperated student: As what?!

Eastern Michigan University

Posted on November 15, 2014
Clothes, Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Michigan, Questions, Students, Teachers

If They’ve Been Naughty, Santa Brings Them Small Penises.

Female college student: Do boys still really have cooties at thirteen?
Male college student: Nope. That’s when they get penises.

Tempe, Arizona

Overheard by: Meghan

Posted on November 14, 2014
Age and ageing, Arizona, Compare and contrast, Default, Friends, Gender issues, Girls, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Kids, Penis, Sexuality, Students, Yeahhh, college!

Students