Professor: The best time to study geography is in the morning after you've done the “walk of shame.” It will help you to keep your mind off of what you've done.” (cracks up) That's good shit.
Geography Classroom
Michigan State
Professor: The best time to study geography is in the morning after you've done the “walk of shame.” It will help you to keep your mind off of what you've done.” (cracks up) That's good shit.
Geography Classroom
Michigan State
Professor: And you thought I was some geeky wanker, going on about agriculture!
Eastern Michigan University
Anthropology professor teaching Sex and Gender: I'm afraid I'll have to leave class early today…I have to go to the hospital, I have a doctor's appointment…for something…at a certain time…
Western Washington University
Bellingham, Washington
Statistics professor writing on board: I’ll leave the numbers out because I always get them wrong anyway.
University of Chicago
Illinois
Overheard by: too early for this class
English professor: “My wife, Bob, is pregnant.” Polygamy, pregnant men, gay marriage–it's got it all!
University of Rock County
Wisconsin
Overheard by: Aku
English teacher: It’s a big responsibility to be a goddess, it troubles me all the time.
A.C. Flora High School
Columbia, South Carolina
Political science professor: Our president is black. Some of you may have noticed this. Some of you probably haven't yet.
California State University
San Marcos, California
Overheard by: I knew it
Professor: You don't want to have a thin-skinned Prime Minister who's afraid of puffin poo.
University of Ottawa
Canadia
American history professor: So this Bacon guy died of the flux. Or as I like to say, he shat himself to death.
University Of Louisiana
Monroe, Louisiana
Overheard by: a bored Am. History student
Professor: Sorry if you’ve been excited to see how you did on your essays, but I didn’t get a chance to mark them over Christmas break.
Class: [Groans.]Professor: Well, my testicles swelled to the size of grapefruit over the holiday break, so don’t think you’re the only ones disappointed. My wife wasn’t thrilled, either.
York University
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: decidingwhethertolaughornot
